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  1. shitty unu, shitty hud. Please stop using your voice
  2. If thats what i request of her
  3. 1. Must have decent boobs 2. Must have a nice butt 3. Must have 100% completed lego indiana jones 2 at least once 4. Must have nice hair 5. Must workout regularly 6. Cannot be in debt 7. Can't have offensive tattoos (swastikas etc) 8. Must own a gun license and have experience with firearms 9. Must have thick thighs 10. Must have a minecraft account (so we can play) 11. Must have no children 12. Must be between 18-27 years of age 13. Must be pretty 14. Can not have any guy friends 15. i'm obligated to check your phone at least once a week 16. Must own a steam account 17. I must be present when she hangs out with her friends (security reasons) 18. Must have a decent job 19. Must do everything i say 20. Has to call me everyday (preferably between 2:00 - 3:50 pm) 21. Must cook me dinner 5 nights a week 22. Must come with me on dates 23. Must do nice things for me 24. Must give me a nice gift at least once a month 25. Having offspring requires my authorization (most likely will be no) 26. Must help me around the house 27. Must help me with finances to a degree 28. Must ignore guys who talk to her (besides me) 29. Must put me first (even during life-threatening situations) 30. Must be nice (if possible) 31. Must dress well 32. Must act feminine 33. Sex at least 3 times a week 34. Must hang out with me as much as possible 35. Must treat me like a king 36. Must not be feminist 37. Must respect me 38. Must give me hugs and kisses everyday
  4. https://dev.bukkit.org/projects/monkey-pack
  5. Opila Bird

    Cops

  6. Chesmond STEAM_0:1:150965558 racism
  7. [Superadmin] Rubik: gay nigga [Moderator] (OOC) Koda: I don't like fuel anymore. [VIP] (OOC) Jewann: go away *** | PM from Sixnut: love you kitten | PM from Fuel McStubbins: So, you're gonna stop harrassing me in PMs or consequences will be arised. [VIP] (OOC) Frisco: get fucked idoit | PM from ajax5206: you're lucky im lagging [VIP] (OOC) Frisco: fuel you dont have legs. You act like I havent seen that wheelchair you roll around in | PM from Hot Loli: 1 mil and an ass pic [VIP] (OOC) Seno: ajax5206 youre sped as fuck | jewann kicked OMG Silver Reason: RDM in a sit. [VIP] (OOC) LeapingGrasshopper22: you type like a depressed fat weeaboo white girl [VIP] (OOC) MysticVII: chesmond is black irl [Moderator] jewann: annoying naggers "where is the E in jewann" - jewann [VIP] (OOC) DANUTERCISD: sexual relations between a human being and a lower animal [VIP] Bruhgga McNuggets: how is it so SMALL [VIP] (OOC) legal NigStubbins: true Chesmond is a real gang banger [VIP] (OOC) Original Robo Gangster Dumbass: i'll lick your bald haed [VIP] Sixnut: just a couple of apes looking for a goood time [Admin] Kilobyte McStubbins: dick and butthole is cool [VIP] (OOC) Big Dick nigga: fuck you april you gay ass nigga [VIP] OG BOT Dumbass: I LIKE HUGE COCKS [VIP] (OOC) The Donger: I dont need sex cause I have ERP all the time [VIP] (OOC) Frisco: no radd was sucummed to the urge to fuck kilos ass jewann: if i lose my money because of this im gonna wang slap sugar (OOC) Wiggens: someone told me you were dangerous and a minority [VIP] (OOC) White Crow: EVERY EGIRL ON TITSRP CANT RAID ALL THEY KNOW IS BE LESBO FISH AND LIE | PM from Titus Livius: I will slap you [VIP] Seno: government free money | PM from Kilobyte McStubbins: i just hit myself in the nuts and im in exterme pain [VIP] (OOC) USN peepoo: chesmonds penis is a pyramid [VIP] (OOC) Don Carolus: i dont like israel [Moderator] (OOC) Hot Loli: Haha nword funny [VIP] YoshE: You wear a diaper chesmond [VIP] USN peepoo: Leave her alone [VIP] (OOC) radd: im stealing all the minorities money [Admin] (OOC) Chesmonds dick: YOOOOOOOOO [VIP] Wrench: this is the way of life allah intended [Moderator] (OOC) Big Bookies: Young monkey [VIP] ZestyBoi: I will always simp for chesmond [VIP] (PM) Syn Nickel: I'm sorry Chesmond I love you with mouth [VIP] (OOC) CH13F K33F: cuz ur jailed nigga i do what i want [Moderator] (OOC) Hot Loli: Chesmond let me out of the cum jar please [Moderator] Big Nibba Mario: just let me vibe without muslim shit [VIP] [Advert] Pepsi Tits: I love Being Pegged [VIP] (OOC) b00nk: OG you just a fucking stupid tryhard that ruins this server that i pray for the day you get banned [Superadmin] (OOC) Doc McStubbins: My IQ is sub 5 [VIP] (OOC) zzzlil yeet: whoever hid my parcel, i hope your first born dies of cancer [Moderator] (OOC) A Friendly Canadian: does this mean e girls r gonna sound better 0_0 | PM from Donkumi: lets make out later [VIP] (OOC) Mario Luigi Spitzarello: i am deadass trained rapist | PM from OG ALT: wagwan biff ting i asked for bbm you know the slidew YoshE: If it's heads I brush my teeth, if it's tails I don't. YoshE: FUCK it's heads. (OOC) YoshE: epic
  8. hey kitten sign me up
  9. STEAM_0:1:150965558 ERP with you of course I was the first person on the server to harass you when you started buying tons of suga
  10. Kanye got it in the bag
  11. IGN: Chesmond disc: wingman#5381 halloween: rapeoween
  12. Opila Bird

    Happy

    happy birfday
  13. black crow
  14. wingman#5381 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/691117596292153394/707060177635115068/310.png
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