1. Must have decent boobs
2. Must have a nice butt
3. Must have 100% completed lego indiana jones 2 at least once
4. Must have nice hair
5. Must workout regularly
6. Cannot be in debt
7. Can't have offensive tattoos (swastikas etc)
8. Must own a gun license and have experience with firearms
9. Must have thick thighs
10. Must have a minecraft account (so we can play)
11. Must have no children
12. Must be between 18-27 years of age
13. Must be pretty
14. Can not have any guy friends
15. i'm obligated to check your phone at least once a week
16. Must own a steam account
17. I must be present when she hangs out with her friends (security reasons)
18. Must have a decent job
19. Must do everything i say
20. Has to call me everyday (preferably between 2:00 - 3:50 pm)
21. Must cook me dinner 5 nights a week
22. Must come with me on dates
23. Must do nice things for me
24. Must give me a nice gift at least once a month
25. Having offspring requires my authorization (most likely will be no)
26. Must help me around the house
27. Must help me with finances to a degree
28. Must ignore guys who talk to her (besides me)
29. Must put me first (even during life-threatening situations)
30. Must be nice (if possible)
31. Must dress well
32. Must act feminine
33. Sex at least 3 times a week
34. Must hang out with me as much as possible
35. Must treat me like a king
36. Must not be feminist
37. Must respect me
38. Must give me hugs and kisses everyday