Walter the Assaulter

Is this another salty peanut butter situation? Will he once again double down hard and say something like "someone heard someone's dog bark over the hills that a baby overheard a conversation in the womb that someone said sugar said you could do that" or even another "it doesn't say you can't do that" ?

Neither the terrorist job description or MOTD mentions being able to arrest terrorists for chilling out before starting a terrorist attack. The mayor cannot make being a job AOS and no moderator would be buttfuck stupid enough to follow a law like that. Please, oh please tell us which mod did this.

OKOKOKOK. I'll give you Simpsons. That's pretty underground as far as anime goes. So yeah, it's a REAL anime. But Cory in the House? Shut the fuck up, you god damn normie. Any true otaku (anime fanatic, for you baka gaijins out there not fluent in the superior tongue of Nippon) will tell you that Cory in the House is nothing but bullshit moeblob fluff. Coy-chan is as underdeveloped as a character can be, and don't even get me started on Newt-Kun. Typical 1-dimensional 'cute anime boy' archetype. Useless fucking piece of shit mainstream anime made to pander to normies on facebook rather than REAL otakus like me. Whenever I go clothes shopping at Hot Topic and I see a Cory in the House shirt next to the Kill La Kill, or Tokyo Ghoul shirts, I fucking puke in my mouth. Who even told you about Simpsons? I bet you've never even seen that you fucking poser. You probably just read about it on /r/anime and name drop it to try to look like you know wtf you're talking about. I bet you buy your clothes at Old Navy, or GAP. Or even worse, ABERCROMBIE. Yeah, you can fake being into anime to impress all your shit stain American Eagle football jock friends. "wow /u/Race0pone is so cool!!! he knows all about le korea shows!!!" but I, and any other TRUE OTAKU can see right through you. You're not sugoi. You're a fucking ポーズ

Since this game is RP at its core, an XP system doesn't fit in properly in a lot of cases which is why the XP restriction on categories was implemented. I want to give people XP for playing the game but it doesn't stop Jimmy and Bobby from sitting in the corner fining each other and what not to gain XP. There isn't supposed to be a grind, the whole point of the gang system was to just work towards something at some point and reward you for playing the game. What perks do you feel like are useless? You know how difficult it is to think of 50 different perks, 27 gang talents (which weren't supposed to even be a thing) and have every single one of them be worth the effort? There will be some in there that don't appeal to you or are blatantly there because I couldn't think of anything else at the time. Some perks were swapped out for performance reasons such as being able to get an item when someone sells it at a very low chance. It might make a good perk though. Behind the scenes the current stuff in development are: New Scoreboard (this is done) New F4 Menu (haven't started this) Rework of boombox (not rly my idea so don't throw a fit but this is 90% done, we also have a custom model now) New Reputation System (this is like 20%) After that, I want to experiment with some web stuff and set up a ban page and add in the rest of the reworked jobs and newer jobs like the King, Blackbeard, ect Here are some things that I can show you right now >scoreboard search 9999/10 update

Can't raid a base that nobody owns, it isn't a base. If there's (RAIDABLE) entities inside, you can raid it for the entities. If it's a base someone owns but someone else is inside, anybody inside a base is KOS while you are raiding it. If you can provide any form of evidence whatsoever at all that a staff member is biased or abusive, they will be subject to a serious talking to or straight demotion. Why can you not provide any screen shots of the console or chat regarding this situation? Do not call sits that do not describe the situation such as "admins pls help," there is an administrator-set precedent to completely ignore these sits. It's ridiculous to put so little effort into caring and then expect us to believe you care. If you were not involved in a situation and did not bother to read what actually happened, don't talk about it as if you know what happened.

Existing. When I played hobo, at the same time as it gave me xp for not being a CC (+6) it said "Playing as a hobo, I got you" and gave me +3.

Can we make this the TitsRP banner or something? https://imgur.com/a/jjxkk

I mean...as long as your base is 100% raidable with only a lock pick or keypad cracker and your legs [and it doesn't violate any of the other building rules) , go for it.

I want my fucking money You dared to be AFK when I got on yesterday

Walter the assaulter is the greek god of rigging giveaways /lottorig

Very interesting suggestion and I like it. But it would be abused by people claiming "I was in the jail cells not in the lobby/mayor's office" when they were totally in the mayor's office or something. It would make for good RP but as of right now it's against the rules.

Stuff would be nice

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Happens every time I join or when I lag.

+1 Middle school mentality towards technology? Sounds like a perma.

Terror NLR works exactly like revolt NLR. You can only shoot at terrorists after you die to one if you get shot/shot at and you shouldn't be baiting them. Terrorists should also try to avoid killing you over and over, but there's no rule against it since genuine mistakes WILL be made a lot considering they're always KOS to one group or another. But in general after you die you can do whatever you want except mess with the terrorists. It sounds like all he did was walk out of spawn which is 100% fine. If LDW doesn't reply to this, I petition that the warn get removed.

In order for that to be NLR, you would've had to shoot the terrorist when you came back or at least made an attempt to. If you didn't, it's probably a false warn unless he has a very good explanation. Usually we ask you to post things like this in the ban appeal section as a "warn appeal."

Do you have an argument besides "I want my sword back?" The nerf was because of its amazing combat ability that was nearly exclusive to CCs that no other weapon could give you. Spiderman is slow and makes you into a shooting gallery and speed sweps aren't allowed in RP. Your argument about drugs doesn't really make sense because they are relatively cheap and available to everybody from a drug dealer, a job of which there can be multiple and can be played right off the bat. If you're actually concerned about mobility, why not use a speed swep?

Which staff member wouldn't remove the parkour?

The base he was talking about was a base you only had to crouch jump to enter, no blowtorch or lock pick required. He was literally shown how to get inside before asking this. Also, the no collided prop wasn't anywhere near a door, fading or otherwise. It was on the sidewalk as part of a wall surrounding the base. My diagnosis: Salt.

Nice memes. Literally Zek is a god because he scammed his way into a perma ban.

So basically, if X RDMs C, and C attempts to talk to him but he won't respond or he just says something stupid like "because I want to" or "you hit me first" when C knows he never did anything to X, is it wrong for C to make a sit about it, or should he just ignore it? Going by the MOTD? Ignore it. What should be ignored is his post.

To users, Combat lazy staff by not being a lazy user. If your sit is not claimed in a minute, call it again. The way our sit system is set up, your sit disappears from our screen after about a minute and we can't see it unless we go into the logs. If it went away and new ones pop up? New ones are getting taken. This is the number one reason sits don't get taken, especially when the server is really busy with them. Check !staff. Try sending PMs if you tried your sit 2-3 times and nobody claimed it. Be nice and not rude. If someone nicely PMs me about their sit, I will absolutely bring them when I'm done with the one I'm in. If you get no answers, well...fuck, I dunno, you're either dealing with very busy or very lazy staff. Or your sit is really dumb. Every time someone calls a sit about someone not adverting raid, I get a little closer to firing off my mass columbine bind. To staff, CALL THEM OUT IT'S HAPPENED TO ME, I'VE BEEN CALLED OUT GUESS WHAT? I started taking sits. Nobody will get upset if you ask people to start helping out with sits. All it takes is a "too many sits for me, could someone help out?"

#signed

Unless in a pack of 3+, the juggernaut is usually the only CP I fear. Let's be honest here, most CP are dog shit and only take action when they see you defending yourself from a lethal attack...by killing you. Also, this is definitely in the wrong section. I'll move it for you so nobody warns you.