Did you know you can weapon search players who have a gun out by default?
I did. It’s my favorite thing to do.
The sound of it, the little ping of the game notifying me of their illegal weapons.
The clasp of my cuffs around their wrists. The complete cessation of their gameplay for my sake.
There is nothing quite like it.
I’m addicted to it— the feeling as I press R and highlight “Owning a gun without a license”.
I fine them for 500 DarkRP dollars. The feeling of my $32 cut hitting my bank account is equivalent to orgasm.
Every time a new mayor is elected, I immediately rush to his office and get on my hands and knees, begging for him to make weapons and SWEPS illegal.
Every weekend, I spend 20 USD to ensure I have enough suga to instantly demote ANY mayor who does not do this.
In this way, I become more than the mayor. I become a god.
I am the law. The law is me.
I am John Copman.