Presiii Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 cats rolled over, hamsters spun and died, and many many hours were spent for them. godspeed little kitties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crt Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 Alright, listen up. Here's the story, we didn't move the server to some prestigious host. In fact, we scowered the United States on a road trip trying to find cheap service with high player counts. We found a guy named Rodrigo, some Mexican fella who said he can deliver the goods at a reasonable price. Turns out he was using hamsters to power the server in terms of electricity and overworked the hamsters. They've been working nonstop, so they died. We were thinking about using rolling over cats as a sustainable power source, but they end up eating the PC power cords. We are looking into find trained hamsters to replace the dead ones. We actually have the COON, Ze Koala, Gazooks, Allysa, and Morins running on treadmills and making them lose 500lbs. The server should be back up soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blacnova Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 Alright, listen up. Here's the story, we didn't move the server to some prestigious host. In fact, we scowered the United States on a road trip trying to find cheap service with high player counts. We found a guy named Rodrigo, some Mexican fella who said he can deliver the goods at a reasonable price. Turns out he was using hamsters to power the server in terms of electricity and overworked the hamsters. They've been working nonstop, so they died. We were thinking about using rolling over cats as a sustainable power source, but they end up eating the PC power cords. We are looking into find trained hamsters to replace the dead ones. We actually have the COON, Ze Koala, Gazooks, Allysa, and Morins running on treadmills and making them lose 500lbs. The server should be back up soon. Can I join in on the whipping of the slaves? Also next time you go on a road trip take me with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ospevon Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 If i would have knew yall needed a new host when the first one bailed on us I could have got you guys one :D (my uncle is a boss ass bitch) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jewann Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 Seems like you have a predicament, I would personally recommend the use of shark powered water turbines. Very cheap and extremely efficient. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skillbie.THE COON� Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 Crt im not your slave untill you unban me NOW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jewann Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 Ahh, the voice of somebody who is not getting unbanned <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Presiii Posted November 24, 2015 Author Share Posted November 24, 2015 As of right now or so, 24 hours have gone by since the events of November 22nd, 2015 at 7:36 PM. The mystery was revealed and it definitely isn't a cover up for a more serious thing that happened. Who do you think we are, the US Government? The Illuminati? A secret group dedicated to the expungement of information? You must have your tin foil on too tight, my friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blacnova Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 Crt im not your slave untill you unban me NOW If only some magical wizard (Sugar, Erston, Gazooks, or Commando) could turn this two-month ban, into a permanent ban. Like seriously, I can’t be the only one who has noticed that the server has been SIGNIFICANTLY less chaotic and has received WAY more traffic. Can’t be a coincidence. Long story short, permban The COON. I am sure many others agree with me. Incoming “Stfu Blacnova” -The COON Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crt Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 I did permaban the COON. Server already has enough idiots to deal with. By the time COON gets unbanned, he'll probably get into another ban within the day or so, guaranteed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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