I LOVE PLAYING AS PD IN TITSRP

[Reed The Dream]

Did you know you can weapon search players who have a gun out by default?

 

I did. It’s my favorite thing to do.

 

The sound of it, the little ping of the game notifying me of their illegal weapons. 
 

The clasp of my cuffs around their wrists. The complete cessation of their gameplay for my sake.

 

There is nothing quite like it. 
 

I’m addicted to it— the feeling as I press R and highlight “Owning a gun without a license”.

 

I fine them for 500 DarkRP dollars. The feeling of my $32 cut hitting my bank account is equivalent to orgasm. 
 

Every time a new mayor is elected, I immediately rush to his office and get on my hands and knees, begging for him to make weapons and SWEPS illegal. 
 

Every weekend, I spend 20 USD to ensure I have enough suga to instantly demote ANY mayor who does not do this.

 

In this way, I become more than the mayor. I become a god.

 

I am the law. The law is me.

 

I am John Copman.

[Return of the Mack]

Why would you weapon search someone with a gun out, you can already see a weapon in their hands.

[Blue.]

17 hours ago, Reed The Dream said:

Did you know you can weapon search players who have a gun out by default?

 

I did. It’s my favorite thing to do.

 

The sound of it, the little ping of the game notifying me of their illegal weapons. 
 

The clasp of my cuffs around their wrists. The complete cessation of their gameplay for my sake.

 

There is nothing quite like it. 
 

I’m addicted to it— the feeling as I press R and highlight “Owning a gun without a license”.

 

I fine them for 500 DarkRP dollars. The feeling of my $32 cut hitting my bank account is equivalent to orgasm. 
 

Every time a new mayor is elected, I immediately rush to his office and get on my hands and knees, begging for him to make weapons and SWEPS illegal. 
 

Every weekend, I spend 20 USD to ensure I have enough suga to instantly demote ANY mayor who does not do this.

 

In this way, I become more than the mayor. I become a god.

 

I am the law. The law is me.

 

I am John Copman.

ok JEWWORLD

[Delfy]

Dear John,

your post changed me. I thought I was a dedicated civil protection enjoyer, but I feel embarrassed at that thought after having read the confession of a post you've kindly given this world.
You have inspired me and I shall work on myself. I have been lacking. I need to be better, faster, stronger. I need to change my thought process completely.

Why let such a criminal run free?
Why let them potentially hurt someone?
Why let them cause chaos on the city I love most?

Thank you John.

With the utmost respect and enduring admiration, I remain yours faithfully and at your service,
Delfy

[LeGerbs]

23 hours ago, Reed The Dream said:

I fine them for 500 DarkRP dollars. The feeling of my $32 cut hitting my bank account is equivalent to orgasm. 
 

Every time a new mayor is elected, I immediately rush to his office and get on my hands and knees, begging for him to make weapons and 

You're fucking weird dude.

[Parth Patel]

You are a grown man calm down

[Malicious]

wild

[Makoto]

On 4/23/2025 at 4:16 PM, Reed The Dream said:

Did you know you can weapon search players who have a gun out by default?

 

I did. It’s my favorite thing to do.

 

The sound of it, the little ping of the game notifying me of their illegal weapons. 
 

The clasp of my cuffs around their wrists. The complete cessation of their gameplay for my sake.

 

There is nothing quite like it. 
 

I’m addicted to it— the feeling as I press R and highlight “Owning a gun without a license”.

 

I fine them for 500 DarkRP dollars. The feeling of my $32 cut hitting my bank account is equivalent to orgasm. 
 

Every time a new mayor is elected, I immediately rush to his office and get on my hands and knees, begging for him to make weapons and SWEPS illegal. 
 

Every weekend, I spend 20 USD to ensure I have enough suga to instantly demote ANY mayor who does not do this.

 

In this way, I become more than the mayor. I become a god.

 

I am the law. The law is me.

 

I am John Copman.

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-fish-looking-phone-disappointment-gif-23326574

[Ego]

The things people will do instead of raiding

[Homer]

 

On 4/23/2025 at 3:16 PM, Reed The Dream said:

I fine them for 500 DarkRP dollars. The feeling of my $32 cut hitting my bank account is equivalent to orgasm. 

ummm fuck you. (period was added for dramatic effect)