Succ The Zucc

When you're Jewish and you know the holiday is only remembered as Hitler's Birthday in Germany.

So for week two I'm going to describe a great story from my childhood of early June of 2008. One day sometime in the early summer, my friend's uncle who just hit a dear brought it back to his house to skin and try to salvage some of the meat that was still good on it. Because it's fucking Michigan and we don't care about roadkill. Anyways, about an hour into the cutting he cut off the head and threw the head at us and said "Here go play with this" and left it at that. Being the little assholes we were, we decided to go down the street to these bible beaters (bible beaters are people who are so religious that they say kissing in public will put you in heck) who just so happen to be living on the same block as us. We then walk up to the front door of the house set the decapitated deer head on their front welcome mat and ring the doorbell and run in their neighbors bush. As the man of the house gets out he screams like a middle aged white woman would scream in a movie theater when a jump scare happened. He then yelled "Honey call the cops" we waited and waited for the cops to arrive. (It was 2008 so we said fuck it there is nothing better to do) When the cops showed up the cop in the passenger seat was leaned back presumably laughing his ass off because it looked like he was hit by the driver to calm down. When they got out the passenger was beat red, and even turned around at one point to look away. They then got a garbage bag put the head in it and threw it in the trunk and drove away. As for the family we went back to the house the next week. They had repainted their front porch and they didn't have a welcome mat.

Finished with the updates sorry for the delay Section 7 Electronics (No longer have an NPC changed to the current ways to obtain electronics) Added- Strange Gem Section, Rare Oak section, Dragon Egg section. Added-Bank Raiding C4 section Section 8 Added-Shadow Play being ‘most recommended’ as well as Plays.tv being an option Section 11 Changed from 90 player server to 100 Changed from minimum of 15 hours on the server to 13 hours on the server Changed Template location, the one before was the one Sugar used back in February of 2018. Changed name from Blacnova to myself

Updated to Section 7 this is what I changed. Will be doing more either today or tomorrow. VIP Jobs from 19 to 20 (As of 4/18/19) CC Costs from 10 million to 5 million (Just for the class) 1 weapon in game (Removed due to it being incorrect) Custom workshop weapons-Changed from 15 mil to “cost of weapon + 10 mil to add to your CC, or to add the addon in game is $30 for every 2 mb” Cost of Models to only $30 for every two mb or the price they cost in the CC editor Changed permissions (Instead of it saying permissions it says friends) Changed ways to make money-Becoming CP/Mayor section and a Processor section

Edited for Cop CC costs from 10 million to 15 million

+1 For Plutori's removal from community.

Get your lawyer, you remind me of retards on roller skates as is

If that's the way you wanna take it LMFAO

So basically to start off this week in the three part trilogy of dumbassery and slight dickeshness of my past I'd like to start off by saying all these stories had indeed happened and are my own personal stories of my own past I hope you enjoy reading these as much as I enjoyed making this So one time when I was around the age of 7-8 years old my friend and I were walking down the street (now mind you my friend at the time is 4 years older so he would have been 11-12, on another note it was 2008-2009 and this is in Michigan) We went into a field found a massive piece of plywood and decided to take it home to fuck around with. When walking out of the field we were yelled at by some grumpy fuck who said the property was his (although owned by the state for powerline services) and he shot a round of buckshot into the ground. We then ran down the street contemplating on what to do with the plywood. We got back at the house and decided to literally spray-paint on it saying "Meth den here [Address] Call 911 ASAP" (We knew the house was a drug den because there was always smoke billowing from it in the Summer. We then sat the plywood by the road and waited at the front window starring out after about an hour of waiting and 4 cars driving by, the cops show up (not at our house the persons address we wrote down) 6 cop cars swarming the fucking house and people running out the back of it in bathing suits with smoke following them. I to this day can't forget the moment I see a 300lbs cop tackle what couldn't be more than a 95lbs woman. It was the funniest sight I've ever seen. In hindsight it later came out that the house WAS being used to cook meth and that the people who lived there were arrested.

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I was so fucking tired making this I forgot I actually fucking made this LMAO But seriously though, people be more creative when baked sometimes. Yo legit though I for the next three weeks will be posting a weekly story time with Succ. It will be some funny fucking stories to tell guys, I'll still be replying to the thread here though since this is a different topic.

Anyone just get those moments when you're high but not high at the same time? Like, I don't smoke that dank kush but I get thoughts like for instance. This one time I had a thought on Bob Ross looking at my high school's ceiling tiles, and us Seniors get to paint one for a classroom of our choice. Thing is, I was so out of my mind that I was thinking that, what if someone had painted a picture of Bob Ross, painting a picture of Bob Ross painting on a ceiling tile. Boom Bob-ception, I told my friend that gets high all the time this and he thought I was baked out of my mind...anyone else get this way sometimes? Or is it just me?

We should have the SSF (aka Special Staff Force) They get a little protective helmet with the title and our little helpers get a cute little badge of honour.

Define; chain of command.

Bake some brownies so it makes you double baked lol All in all man, I accept the apology as well. I'm happy you took the time, if you ever decide or...can for that matter ever get on again please do. Would be great to see ya

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600+ on the server alone and about 650 (give or take differences on whatever that + is) on GMod in total.

Sony Vegas Pro 14 Literally my setup is below: Plays.TV (to record and cut) Sony Vegas Pro 14 (to edit)

Kachow

I do what Wilhelm does. I take a shipment from the proc or the current money in the printers as payment for silencing and upgrading their stuff. Sometimes if they have less than 20k I'll even drop my printers.

Should have made this a law when I was mayor LMAO

2 totally separate RP scenarios. In which one was kidnapping, the other was raiding. The raiders would then be wrong in saying they broke NLR. That as well, to claim they were raiding at the time of the kidnapping is stupid at best. Sure maybe if you had them next to the base and at gunpoint to kill them while defenseless, but even then to put them into a seperate building is leaving the area.

Alright so you didn't see the part that there was two other people in the base. I didn't know who would be in there until I actually raided which is why I threw in the makeshift. I wasn't waiting. I got there a hit man came up to me I called a hit then he ran. Also I claimed the processors. Which then allows me to. (this is with every player not just moderators) Also with the spectate thing. They spectated because there was really no idea why he was being taken to a sit. We didn't know if he had messed up or if he was being taken to a sit that was called on him. It was 2 days that he had been on the staff team and usually around day 2 or 3 someone calls a sit about something they didn't like the outcome of or what you did in game. The spectating was without mal intent and it was to see how he was handling it as a Trial Mod. But I hope my reply clears things up.

Ahhh so this is where everyone found my video Lmao Thanks Canadian -Succ The Zucc