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  1. This reminds me. I need to issue the terms of our alliance, which will be negotiable of course We (the DC) will not raid or otherwise harm you or any of your members in any way, so long as you (the tunnel snakes) reciprocate the gesture. We will offer protection and assistance to you and your brothers (and sisters) in times of need, including but not limited to: safehaven within our gang bases, protection for your own bases in the form of soldiers acting as guards, and assistance with smuggling or procuring items, so long as you reciprocate We will not rat any illegal activities out to the police, and expect the same from you.
  2. Before you ask this question, ask yourself "could i handle being a staff member on a community that is 65% minges" if your answer is no then you have no room to complain. If your answer is yes then put your money where your mouth is and make a staff app, we'll see how long you last. Now to the point. On a ninety person server, usually we have seven staff on tops. At night we can easily get two-hundred reports in an hour, but at night is also when the fewest staff are on, usually only about four. I'll let you do the staff per sit ratio yourself there. (Hint its 50 sits per staff with four staff on) we deal with a lot, so if we don't get to your issue odds are were busy with one that's more pressing. Try seeing it from our side before outright complaining about it.
  3. Monoxide

    Time off

    No I promise I'm not lol
  4. Monoxide

    Time off

    Hey guys. I thought I'd make a quick post to let everyone know that I'll be inactive on the server, and reserved from the forums for the next four days or so. I have things to do with work, and my wedding this saturday, honeymoon directly following. I look forward to being back after my very short hiatus. Take care everybody, ill see you all soon.
  5. As the leader of the dark carnival I extend my hand to you, in an attempt to form an alliance that will be mutually beneficial to the both of us. The terms of this alliance are as follows, and should you accept will be effective immediately. We (the DC) will not raid or otherwise harm you or any of your members in any way, so long as you (the wanderers path) reciprocate the gesture. We will offer protection and assistance to you and your brothers in times of need, including but not limited to: safehaven within our gang bases, protection for your own bases in the form of soldiers acting as guards, and assistance with smuggling or procuring items, so long as you reciprocate We will not rat any illegal activities out to the police, and expect the same from you. We look forward to your correspondence on this offer.
  6. I see you like carnivals! Excellent! As the leader of the dark carnival I extend my hand to you, in an attempt to form an alliance that will be mutually beneficial to the both of us. The terms of this alliance are as follows, and should you accept will be effective immediately. We (the DC) will not raid or otherwise harm you or any of your members in any way, so long as you (the brotherhood) reciprocate the gesture. We will offer protection and assistance to you and your brothers in times of need, including but not limited to: safehaven within our gang bases, protection for your own bases in the form of soldiers acting as guards, and assistance with smuggling or procuring items, so long as you reciprocate We will not rat any illegal activities out to the police, and expect the same from you. We look forward to your correspondence on this offer.
  7. We have here an example of titsrps native carcinogens in their native habitat. Rep bombing is fucking childish as heck
  8. Look around you. Pets that look like pokemon, who can say Allen and carry weapons, bipedal walking frogs that wear shirts and throw bibles, HALF HUMAN HALF CAT creatures, SENTIENT PICKLES WITH THE FACE OF NICK CAGE. These monstrosities walk among you and it is the government's doing. OPEN YOUR EYES IT'S TIME TO FIGHT BACK. (This should be made into a full fucking rp storyline. It'd give a purpose to the rebel job, stop the government from creating the "super animals"
  9. This is where your tax dollars are going people! Every time the mayor taxes you he puts that money into funding for animal experimentation! This is just one of many creatures that have been genetically engineered by the titsrp government! A super dog with semi human sentience. STOP GOVERNMENT TESTING ON ANIMALS TODAY BEFORE ITS TOO LATE.
  10. So you're the guardians of the galaxy in titsrp
  11. Can you show me some sort of proof of this happening such as screenshots or a video? I am thinking of making an "alleged scammer" part of the list but it feels like that would be abused to say anyone you don't like is a scammer. Would like to hear what other people think Does a second person attesting to these claims count? He's done it to me as well
  12. Monoxide

    FREEEEEE

    Crow get zek to join DC id love to have the living meme himself within my ranks
  13. Sugar stop im losing bloodflow to my brain, it's all being diverted elsewhere ;)
  14. I've NEVER gotten an erection that fast......im dizzy
  15. Its in the server rules "Do NOT call an admin for a single RDM"
  16. Damn wish I could see these. Stupid phone won't cooperate.
  17. Okay this will be my final word on this thread and if you still don't get it after I'm done speaking my peace then so be it. Yes, every active staff member signed up to be staff, we volunteer our time to help the server, but this is not a job. Staffing this server doesn't put food on anyone's table, or gas in their car. This is a GAME, one that might I add we all paid for. If you can't understand that were human and want to play the game then that's on you, but I will not sit here and listen to the boohooing about how "seventy percent of the staff are bad" when you haven't included any worth while suggestions. You've criticized without any way for us to truly improve. I'll reiterate what another staff has said, if you feel you can do better then put up or shut up. Put yourself in our shoes and I guarantee your tune changes instantly.
  18. Agreed
  19. Now, let me also add that every single staff member VOLUNTEERED for their positions, we're not getting paid to do this, and sometimes we just want to play the damn game. I love being a staff, but I didn't spend $10 on gmod for the sole reason of being a staff member. No one here bought the game just to be staff. It may be a hard pill to swallow for you but guess what STAFF ARE PEOPLE TOO. We're not automatons who were built to take sits and deal with immature little kids who'd rather mass RDM than actually play the game. We're staff on this server because we like the server and want to help it out, but at times the shit just keeps piling and piling to a point that we just want ten minutes to clear our heads. If you want to think the staff is terrible on this server so be it, that's fine, but the hard truth is we don't max a server out and have hundreds of regulars come by on a daily basis on server addons alone. The staff preceding over the server help the regulars to come back day after day because they know how we operate, and how we get shit done. Now all of that being said, you can whine about the staff all day long, but unless you give actual constructive feedback, and make suggestions, then you're just one man screaming into the wind. You cannot make change with the attitude you've presented yourself with, and that's just cold hard truth.
  20. Brendan fraser
  21. Happy 4th. I hope sugar adds fireworks in for today, that's be beautiful.
  22. When your suggestion is so well written sugar adds it to the server immediately. Congrats.
  23. You know it's funny that you mention this. We talked about it at the last server meeting. Cant remember for the life of me what the decision ended up being though. Also that essay though. This post was well thought out and i respect that. also please make sure you put any future server suggestions in the dedicated thread here: https://titsrp.com/showthread.php?tid=175
  24. Wait whoa whoa whoa. You got warned for bumping a week old post that is meant to be updated weekly? I see nothing wrong with you updating your scam list considering it is meant to be updated when you find scammers, which may take days or weeks. You shouldn't have really been warned for that.
  25. Sugar said it was eighty something percent done in yesterday's server meeting
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