Spartan

Day 196 I have no good news to tell so here is a picture of me and my favorite dumpster. The grind continues. Here's to this ending hopefully soon.

Day 195 This has to be some sort of joke made to drive people insane. Either I am very unlucky or the chances to get it are astronomical. Just in the past few days I have done over 250 dumpster (I think) and I come up empty handed. Over this time I have decided that it would be in my best interest to never play this game again after I find it. That or I give it away; haven't decided yet. All that has happened today was just a bunch of rdm and rocks. Here's to continuing this wild goose chase.

Day 194 Unsurprisingly I still have not found the hobo pet. Don't have much to say as not much happened. I've started storing my trash in various places around the map for safe keeping. I have not tested this yet but I think trash doesn't go away until reset, not entirely sure though. Here's to more mindless grinding for pixels.

Day 193 Nothing, Not even scent. No clues or signs. Just dumpsters dull of useless trash. Even with the multiple times the chance to get it has been increased. But I do not come here empty handed; I've collected some data. Dumpsters spawn every 4 mins. This pieces of information has made it much easier to farm efficiently. But that's it. That's all I got from my time doing this. Some things that happened today are that Snow reached 100 prestige. That covers today. Here's to the coming days of anguish.

Day 192 (has seriously been out since December) Still have not found the non-existing pet. I have shoveled through hundreds of dumpsters with my hands only to find some used sex pumps and a whole engine. SO to keep my hopes up and to make this a bit more entertaining for me as I try to find the hobo pet I am documenting each day here. I'll also put in some funny things that happy that day instead of me complaining. Here's to the coming 200th day!

That's horrible to hear. Kotos was a great guy and was always fun to play with. RIP

grats you win, is a pretty good

I have recently came into a large sum of money from being horribly addicted to gambling and I don't know how to spend it. That is where YOU come in. I am leaving the choice of what my permanent join message will be to this community. All you need to do is reply what you want it to be! Keep in mind that it can only me 50 characters long. It can be anything just within the rules. The post with the most clown reactions will be the chosen one. I'll probably end it in like a week, idk

oh...

It is with a heavy heart, that I announce that Vinny has passed away. It was so very sudden, didn't even have a chance to say goodbye. I understand a lot of the community disliked Vinny, mainly for VIP prices and getting in the way on the sidewalk. But he was always there when we wanted to buy VIP for our friends and ourselves. Please send your prays in the replies and recall on loving memories with Vinny. #JUSTICE4VINNY Apparently they have been moved to spawn, sorry for the heart attack.

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Winners 1- money 2- Professional Jay Walker 3- Sloth 4- FloatWO 5- Mrpig8756 6- OldGre4g 7- Doc McStubbins 8- Demowo 9- carelos 10- Knifu Waifu Congrats to you all! Please contact me on discord Spartan#1984 to receive your prize!

Winners being announced shortly in gen vc. https://discord.com/invite/ceN6ytn

ENDS TODAY AT 3PM PST You can still enter before that time, I will be in the Discord general vc when announcing the winners!!!!

Cops be oppressing me

Update: Added access to both my models as a prize Update: Removed some items Final Date still the same

Spooky Halloween Giveaway In celebration of Halloween coming up I am doing quite a large giveaway. This giveaway will consist of multiple prizes with 10 winners! It is pretty much my entire Bank/Inventory, this isn't me leaving the server, I just don't want to collect anymore. Also if anyone has cool info/lore/price to some of the items I have that would greatly appreciated, thanks! To enter the giveaway all you need to do is reply with this format; In-game name: SteamID: Your plans for Halloween: There will be 10 winners. Winners will be chosen via a random name selector. Be sure to share this with your fiends! Prizes Prizes are in reverse order of winners chosen (first winner gets10th prize etc.) You cannot be chosen twice. If you win and do not want the prize, you are open to give me a name of who you want to give it to. 1. Pre-nerf Legendary DarkRP AK47(given to me by Pablito) Access to my Super Hot Model Legendary Lewd Sniper Legendary Reaper Hellfire Shotguns Epic WIP Volked PKP Rare Enchanted C4 Rare Enchanted Nyan Gun Talisman: Reduced Size(5) Talisman: Health Regen(15) Talisman: Small Health(7) Beastial Potion(39) Growth Potion(25) 2 Loot Crate lvl 2 2 Loot Crate lvl 1 1 Loot Crate lvl 3 3 Spooky Pumpkin 3 Treasure Chest 1 Shipwreck Locker 8 Christmas Present 1 VIP Token 1 Metal Token 1 Gang Token 1 Chemical Token 1 Tree Token 1 Processor Token 2 Mini Printer Token Woodland Reason Mad Milk weapon_nessbat(8) weapon_bread weapon_nurfgun(3) zmlab_extractor King Spawner King Portal PD Lockpick Pickpocket Imound SWEP Useless Item(12) Zip Ties weapon_jinxlockpick SUPER-CROWBAR weapon_patrickthrow loadsamoney(2) Bilibili Thrower(2) weapon_mikothrow 2. Access to my Octodad Model Legendary PKM Legendary Pump Shotgun Legendary M21 Epic Enchanted Default T Knife | Golden Rare Enchanted Grenade Rare Enchanted Crip Cannon Talisman: Double Jump(6) Talisman: Free PD Stuff(7) Talisman: Better Stealth(22) 2 Loot Crate lvl 2 2 Loot Crate lvl 1 1 Loot Crate lvl 3 3 Spooky Pumpkin 3 Treasure Chest 1 Shipwreck Locker 8 Christmas Present Potion of Invisibility(34) Potion of Health(32) 1 VIP Token 1 Metal Token 1 Gang Token 1 Tree Token 2 Mini Printer Token Egg Thrower Middle-Finger Benny's Saxophone Hunter SWEP Clown's Bike Horn(5) Melon Grenade Duck SWEP(4) Santa's Presents Batclaw(10) Torch Portal Gun weapon_noiz_357(4) Disguise SWEP Michael's Knife Bow(8) Dogbite(5) Russian Roulette(9) Armor Gun Handcuffs In Hand 3. Legendary Tec-9 Legendary Peacekeeper Legendary E-5 Epic Enchanted Breaching SPAS-12 Talisman: Quick Fish(45) Talisman: Rare Finder(22) Talisman: Goon Loot(26) 2 Loot Crate lvl 2 2 Loot Crate lvl 1 1 Loot Crate lvl 3 3 Spooky Pumpkin 3 Treasure Chest 1 Shipwreck Locker 8 Christmas Present Potion of Armor(44) 1 Metal Token 1 Gang Token 1 Tree Token 1 Mini Printer Token dildo(2) weapon_chicken_sticky weapon_thekraken(3) Hazmat Console Wabbajack(13) weapon_umbrella(2) Facepunch Mr Bones Boner Crescent Rose(3) Frostmourne(2) Admin Stick Salute Healgun(7) weapon_moto Popcorn Backpack(21) Dab Osiris weapon_heavybolter(6) 4. Legendary Cheytac Intervention Legendary Deagle-Born Beast Legendary Dual Uzis Epic Enchanted Giggity Gun Common Enchanted 211-V Plasma Cutter Talisman: Keep Effects(49) Talisman: Quick Farm(18) Talisman: No Falling Damage(28) 2 Loot Crate lvl 2 2 Loot Crate lvl 1 3 Spooky Pumpkin 3 Treasure Chest 1 Shipwreck Locker 8 Christmas Present Goon Juice Potion(33) 1 Metal Token 1 Gang Token 1 Tree Token 1 Mini Printer Token AK47 Full Throttle(6) Dragon Dagger(2) Kiss SWEP(2) Mega Vape Dark Night Fists Armo Cannon(7) Hand Cannon(9) HP-Syn(food) Admin Keypad Checker EAT THIS SHIT!!!(57) Unarrest Baton weapon_ratnade Baby Grenade(3) E-5(3) Weapon nz_wunderwaffe weapon_m4a1_silencer Machine Pistol Shotgun(4) weapon_theshocker AK-47 Beast 5. Legendary Hand Cannon Legendary Lightning LZ-1 Lara QQ Legendary Dr Octoganopus! Epic Enchanted Grenade Common Enchanted PBR-45 Talisman: Tax Evasion(19) Talisman: Big Punch(5) Talisman: No Haack(18) 2 Loot Crate lvl 2 2 Loot Crate lvl 1 3 Spooky Pumpkin 3 Treasure Chest 1 Shipwreck Locker 8 Christmas Present alch_rdm_potion(23) 1 Metal Token 1 Tree Token 1 Enchantment Token 1 Mini Printer Token Accented Dispare weapon_combinesniper(2) Superman Real Knife you're holding a blacklisted weapon! Gatling Gabe(4) Bear's Raeve Maeve Piklas' Mist Grenade small Bank C4(3) Quicksilver TPose Toby's Diamond sword Scuffed Cuffs Silenced Glock(2) Explosion Long Distance Keypad Cracker Laser Rifle Master Sword Adrenaline(10) 6. Legendary Gangsta P99 Legendary AWP Asiimov Legendary Tactical Shotgun Epic Enchanted Pulse Rifle Common Enchanted Tracer Pistols Talisman: Free Printer Upgrade(6) Talisman: No Sound(12) Talisman: Non Lethal(20) 2 Loot Crate lvl 2 2 Loot Crate lvl 1 3 Spooky Pumpkin 3 Treasure Chest 1 Shipwreck Locker 8 Christmas Present Potion of Minify(20) 1 Metal Token 1 Tree Token 1 Enchantment Token 1 Mini Printer Token weapon_dmc4_ebiv_gb Cluster Smoke Grenade M21(2) Silenced Sniper Golden AK47(6) Door Shield(5) Crowbar Fidget Spinner(4) Baby Thrower(3) Cat Gun(3) Steel Bat Tree Token(consumed version) Wow Brick(2) Steel Staff Brick Shurikens Dummy Placer Bullet(4) 7. Legendary Ray-Gun Legendary C4 Legendary DOOM 2016 Combat Shotgun Epic Enchanted Superman Talisman: Max Health(24) Talisman: Armor Regen(29) 2 Loot Crate lvl 2 2 Loot Crate lvl 1 3 Spooky Pumpkin 3 Treasure Chest 1 Shipwreck Locker 8 Christmas Present Potion of Police Transmogrification(37) 1 Metal Token 1 Tree Token 1 Enchantment Token 1 Mini Printer Token Run fast SWEP Bleed(14) Fire(2) weapon_jhin(6) Airpods(2) Hasedoki Staff Rock Cannon Guitar Zek's Detective Badge weapon_scytheaxi weapon_paprika Mega Lootbox SBC Cannon(9) Trisha's Launcher(13) Makeshift Timebomb(8) Blowtorch(25) Breaching Charge Breaching SPAS-12(11) 8. Legendary Phoenix MP7 Legendary Gangsta MAC10 Legendary Kac Chainsaw Royal Dragon Epic Enchanted Filled Chemical Barrel Talisman: Big C4(31) Talisman: Gun Jam(24) 2 Loot Crate lvl 2 2 Loot Crate lvl 1 2 Spooky Pumpkin 3 Treasure Chest 1 Shipwreck Locker 6 Christmas Present Potion of Character(26) 1 Tree Token 1 Enchantment Token 1 Mini Printer Token Master Lock Pick(13) Sledgehammer(28) Armor Pack(389) Medkit(53) Deployable Shield(10) Pickup Box(166) Jetpack1(11) Spiderman SWEP(48) Carbon Fishing Pole(2) Goon Chunk(348) Electronic Component(329) Blood(7) Filled Chemical Barrel(172) Spirit Jar(851) Dark Spirit Jar(17) Metal(1819) Wood(2848) Printer Speed Upgrade(SUPER)(248) 9. Epic Enchanted Peasant Slapper Talisman: Damage TP(16) Talisman: No Arrest(17) Unprocessed Cocaine(66LB) Unprocessed Weed(59LB) Unprocessed Olives(61LB) Unprocessed Opium(27LB) 2 Loot Crate lvl 2 1 Loot Crate lvl 1 1 Spooky Pumpkin 3 Treasure Chest 6 Christmas Present Potion of Coronavirus(23) 1 Tree Token 1 Enchantment Token 1 Mini Printer Token Sound Reducer(12) Sound Reducer Bomb(124) Food Shipment(337) Gas Grenade Dragon Egg(2) Smoke Grenade(135) Holy Hand Grenade(14) Flash Grenade(29) NonLethal Nade Material Grenade(11) Grenade(7) Infantry Mine(3) Tranq M9(10) Material Bomb(statted)(18) Strange Gem(5) Rare Oak(3) Navmesh Editing SWEP Bunker Buster(24) 10. General Buyer Spawner(2) Auction House Spawner(4) Drug Buyer Spawner(2) CC Editor Spawner(4) Talisman: Fast Crack(18) Talisman: Martyrdom(19) 2 Loot Crate lvl 2 1 Loot Crate lvl 1 1 Spooky Pumpkin 3 Treasure Chest 6 Christmas Present Potion of Riches(11) 1 Tree Token 1 Enchantment Token 1 Mini Printer Token Angry Hobo Swep(4) Stealth Camo Pizza Box SWEP Diablo's Fists Poop Thrower Piss SWEP Shadow Knife(10) Spoon(5) The Bible(4) Weapon amandatood(15) Ultra Rail Gun(7) weapon_stunstick(3) Cheeky Doom P99 Nighthawk Carbine H3(2) tsp_fmg9(2) Nocturno(3) Leagacy Forger Material Bomb(5) Good Luck! Winners will be announced October 31st 3pm PST. (Date and time is subject to change)(I will most likely be be in the general discord chat while selecting winners)(I will most likely be editing this post in the future many times either due to prize changes or something else) I would like to thank you all for a great time on the server, I've met many good people and have had great experiences, can't wait to see what the future holds.

sadly not, would've been amazing if they were

Thank you for this in-depth high quality tutorial. I will be sure to take the necessary time that will inadvertently take years off of my life in order to acquire such items to follow through with the guide. 9/10 could use a few more pixels