Spartan

Ended. Waffle won

I have never seen such a display of gamer prowess. Even practicing on my own I can't get anytime below 35 secs. If this record stands undefeated for 7 days days or if waffle eventually one ups himself the crown will be his.

Impressive! I already see this being fairly hard to beat, good luck to all

2024 Bird Speed Competition (3/8/2024)-(4/8/2024) Future aviators of TitsRP. Do you want to soar through the sky at blazing speeds for a chance to win a grand prize? Then you have found your place! Starting today I am holding a competition to see who can achieve the fastest time on my course. Only rules are to stay flying the entire run(Exception being If you stop mid-air but regain flight before hitting ground, this is okay). No outside help, and no other shenanigans, if you do something tricky I have final say. What are we competing for? Nothing other than the RARE Hobo Pet. Having found this one myself I wanted a fun way of giving it away rather than a basic lottery. There may be bonus prizes given out to the individual that manages to poop on the most people during their run. The course goes as follows: Starting position on top of the pipe Finish line(must land on concrete): There is no set path you must follow. Simply reach the concrete island from the pipe in as short a time as possible. You are encouraged to find your own path so chart your course before mastering your flying techniques! My personnel time is 51.44 seconds. This was just after a couple runs and should be easily toppled, you may use the path in my run although it may not be the most efficient. To submit your time all you need to do is upload a clip of your run and put it in the replies here. I use the default windows game capture(explaining the video quality) but you can use any software. There is no need to set up a timer like I did as I will be reviewing and timing all of your videos myself. This competition ends on April the 8th(4/8/2024) so start letting your wings out! Flying tips and tricks: If you find it hard to actually lift off the ground try doing it moving backwards! Low on health from falling out of the sky so often? Press R to squawk and regain your health! Side strafing can lead to insane speeds! Be sure to up your dpi if you want to handle those hard turns.

I fully endorse these actions to be done.

That doesn't sound fun at all.

At a later date I plan to give away this second pet of mine as I do with most my possessions, will likely consist of a wheel with names like the others. Still planning that but for now I rest

752 Days. 2 years have passed since the addition of the Hobo pet. When I first started this journey I was still in school living with my parents. I went on the server to goof and gaff and played less after leaving staff. When the pet was released I had no intention of fighting against the 1/20,000 odds. I only took the grind seriously after about 200 days of not a single person being able to find it. And for 39 days straight I ravaged through thousands of dumpsters, collecting 10s of thousands of different pieces of trash. Through this time the odds of the Hobo pet decreased incrementally until someone could actually get it. More and more people would hop on the search hoping as well to make history. Little did we all fucking know that it was completely broken and was unobtainable. The first signs of this travesty began with dumpsters not respawning, simply after a few hours or less of grinding them would cause it to break. I messaged Sugar complaining about the halt, Sugar would have to manually spawn them in until he found the problem, so when they stopped respawning I messaged him about, he fixed it, I got back to grinding, repeat. THE day that Sugar resolved the problem, It was found… Zab, a member of the community, was the first to get the Hobo pet. Fair enough, I deserve it. I regretfully slowed down my search without knowledge that it would be fixed. Apparently there was an error when giving the pet to a player causing them to break and stop spawning. This means I should have gotten it at least 9 times over maybe more, but likely not seeing how after it first got found the odds increased to the original 1/20,000. The events leading after were unexpecting as good friend of mine Its Ya Boi Green generously gifted me a Hobo pet, this of course did give me some closure, enough to take a break from the server and get a life. Fast Forward to today and I have no words, except all the ones above this. I found it. The end of my break, probably around a week before getting on again after over a year it started to creep into my mind. Almost a sort of unfinished business, something I needed and wanted to do, I didn’t want all this time spent for nothing and that was enough to motivate me back into shoveling trash from dumpsters and finding it myself. First getting on I quickly realized that 17 Hobo pets have been found in total and the hype is probably dead by now. Even after seeing the battle pass and all the pets that have been added I still wanted to get it myself. And thank God I did, I really thought I’d be spending another month looking. But in just a few days and about 2-3 hours allocated I found it. Coming to the end of this yapping session I want to bring attention to a very important claim that I totally take seriously and want upheld 2 years after being said. TL;DR I found the Hobo pet

Rules are for dorks

My depression is now gone. Thank you green for this generous gift, you are certified best admin

Day 216 Over 200 days of searching and it has been found; by someone else. I might come on and do a big trash drop, which will also probably be the last time I'll be on.

Finally someone else that understands the importance of this recent destructive bug. Hopefully the lords that watch us from above can see it in their hearts to right this wrong and make sure it never happens again.

Day 211 As I keep forgetting to do this I'm just going to do them every now and again. Absolutely nothing of importance has happened in the past week. I have not found the hobo pet but I am still actively searching. Current trash collection numbers: 5,788 It's a miracle that I have not gotten it yet.

Day 205 & 206 Forgot to get yesterday but it doesn't matter cause nothing happened, except for the update that has changed a lot including stuff about hobo pet. Went up from 1/4000 to 1/3000 and dumpsters spawn about every 3 minutes instead of four. Expectedly I didn't get it on the first day of the update but I am feeling good for the future.

Day 204 Once again I find myself to be empty handed after a long day of rummaging around in trash in-front of the public. At this point in time I have a trash collection of 4,102. I started collecting trash 4 days ago so this number does not include the time spent since I started. God has chosen that I do not have the right to get the hobo pet into my procession. I have become a soulless shell of someone that used to be. I only have dumpsters.

I am. Currently at 96

Day 203 Still not a single sight of it today. Hopefully a miracle happens soon so I can be freed from this prison. I forgot to get the trash number so I'll to it in tomorrows update.

Day 202 According to the math I did I should have gotten the hobo pet right now; guess I'm very unlucky. But I have a good feeling about tomorrow. It surely has to be the day I get it.

Day 202 Still have not found the hobo pet. In other news I did find a friendly headcrab that didn't attack me so I gave him a home and named him. A picture of that can be found below. Also came close to double or nothing jackpot but in the end lost everything. Current trash collection numbers: 3,287

Day 201 nada Current trash collection numbers: 2,106

Day 200 Regretfully we are here on day 200. Didn't want it to last this long but it is what it is. I have no updates on the search; just a whole lot of the same shit. Server had an eventful moment. There was pretty much a raid of the server, lot of rdm, propblock, spam, etc. From what I've heard it was either a youtuber by the name of Jaythegermanpotato organizing the raid, or a rival server was behind it. Not entirely sure. Other than that it has been a pretty normal day, bunch of people arguing about science and religion and non-stop grinding. Here's to day 200!