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1. Do you have to advert "raid"? Yes, usually, you do have to advert raid. It's one of those rules that varies slightly from server to server, like the difference between a gourmet Pop-Tart and one you find under your car seat. Most servers require it because it keeps things fair and prevents every encounter from turning into a surprise Swiss Roll ambush. Think of it like yelling "BAGEL!" before throwing one at someone’s head—it’s courteous, expected, and weirdly traditional. IRL crime doesn’t have raid adverts, sure—but IRL also doesn’t let you print money in a closet while wearing a banana suit and dual-wielding Desert Eagles. It's less about realism and more about balance… like spreading Cheez Whiz on a Ritz: it’s artificial, but it works. 2. Turning off NPCs? Ah yes, the relentless hum of NPCs. They drone on like a frozen lasagna being narrated by Werner Herzog. Some servers let you mute them in the F4 menu or in audio settings—sometimes through an add-on, other times not at all. If they're that loud, consider telling an admin or looking for an earplug mod made of digital fruitcake. 3. Pay-to-win feel? You’ve stumbled upon the shimmering, honey-glazed ham of the DarkRP experience: wealth disparity. A lot of servers have donation perks or VIP kits that let players start with fancier gear. It can feel like trying to joust against a Slim Jim with a soggy corn dog, but rest assured—many servers still reward grind and cleverness over wallet size. If you’re feeling outgunned, try starting with smaller roles (hobo king, meth cook, microwave priest) and work your way up. Or join a server that’s more balanced and doesn’t turn into a Lunchables class war. 4. So many furries?? DarkRP is a bizarre melting pot, like if you tossed a pack of Toaster Strudels into a Crock-Pot and said, “Art.” Furries, anime fans, edgy 14-year-olds, ironic philosophers—everyone shows up eventually. Some servers are especially furry-friendly, either because of the community that built it or just momentum. It’s not necessarily part of the "theme" unless it’s advertised that way (and even then, it might not be clear). Either way, it’s all just part of the flavor. Like finding a mini Oreo in your box of Ritz crackers—unexpected, but hey, welcome to the Internet. Glad to have you aboard! Don’t hesitate to ask questions—everyone starts somewhere, and DarkRP is as confusing as trying to microwave a Twinkie with philosophical intent. Hope to see you around the server soon! P.S. Never trust a man who spawns printers inside a Taco Bell. You’ll know when you see it.
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neither are trans people stop watching porn for a week or two
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Leviticus 18:22 “You shall not lie with a male as with a woman; it is an abomination.”
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To see a world in a grain of sand And a heaven in a wild flower, Hold infinity in the palm of your hand And eternity in an hour. A robin redbreast in a cage Puts all Heaven in a rage. A dove house fill'd with doves and pigeons Shudders Hell thro' all its regions. A dog starv'd at his master's gate Predicts the ruin of the state. A horse misus'd upon the road Calls to Heaven for human blood. Each outcry of the hunted hare A fibre from the brain does tear. A skylark wounded in the wing, A Cherubim does cease to sing. The game cock clipp'd and arm'd for fight Does the rising Sun affright. Every wolf's and lion's howl Raises from Hell a human soul. ... He who respects the infant's faith Triumphs over Hell and Death. The child's toys and the old man's reasons Are the fruits of the two seasons. The questioner, who sits so sly, Shall never know how to reply. He who replies to words of doubt Doth put the light of Knowledge out. The strongest poison ever known Came from Caesar's laurel crown, Nought can deform the human race Like to the armour's iron brace. When gold and gems adorn the plow To peaceful arts shall Envy bow. A riddle or the cricket's cry Is to doubt a fit reply. The emmet's inch and eagle's mile Make lame Philosophy to smile. He who doubts from what he sees Will ne'er believe, do what you please. If the Sun and Moon should doubt, They'd immediately go out. To be in a passion you good may do, But no good if a passion is in you. The whore and gambler, by the state Licens'd, build that nation's fate. The harlot's cry from street to street, Shall weave Old England's winding sheet. The winner's shout, the loser's curse, Dance before dead England's hearse. Every night and every morn Some to misery are born. Every morn and every night Some are born to sweet delight. Some are born to sweet delight, Some are born to endless night. We are led to believe a lie When we see not thro' the eye Which was born in a night to perish in a night, When the Soul slept in beams of light. God appears and God is light To those poor souls who dwell in night, But does a human form display To those who dwell in realms of day.
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Just because you're dumb enough to find it fun doesnt make it good for the game. In a multiplayer game you prioritise player interactions. https://store.steampowered.com/app/2241020/Garbage_Truck_Simulator/ <--- Buy this if you're so interested in singleplayer garbage collection. It died for the same reason titsrp is getting stale, the developers added nothing meaningful for years. If by "RP" you mean VRchatters standing around at fountain talking about furry femboy bussys this is only an upside. This one isn't. This server brings in a ridiculous amount of money for the effort that Rubik puts into it. It is a cash cow. Why should we appeal to new players rather than people who actually put time and effort into learning the game? Without the legacy playerbase TitsRP dies overnight. You're bad Rubik hoards the codebase to himself and does nothing with it
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He does nothing and hoards the code base despite having no involvment with 90% of it.
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Written by a true scholar. The truth is @Rubik is too incompetent of a developer to make any of this happen. Much like Kanye Wests long awaited heavy metal christmas album, the finer points of emergent design and game development are lost on a simpleton like him. You will consume whatever we got scammed into buying from gmodstore and you will enjoy it. The messiah of the server (nematodes) was permanently banned, crucified by heathens who did not appreciate his genius. He could have saved us all. If you actually read this Rubik I'm only half joking. Stop being a lazy passionless piece of shit and do something with the server that has so much potential, or just pass on the torch.
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we should also kill him and draw and quarter him
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@Hex_
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the moral grandstanding about respect is pointless. Nobody cares that you're trans or what sodomite activities you get up to. The reason you people get made fun of is because you draw attention to yourself by being a disgusting sexual deviant in OOC and anon talking about furry femboy bussys 24/7 and how much you like to wear your sisters clothing. You're also all bad at the game and make it worse by suggesting stupid shit to Rubik. 99% of the people who have faced "harassment" for being trans on the server are only harassed due to basic social pressures that would exist regardless of what arbitrary label you choose to put on yourself. Let's not forget that Sugar abandoned the server because of people like you raping the community. The reason you people get harassed is because you are annoying, immature, contemptible, loudmouth annoying cunts the vast majority of the time and make the server actively worse. I don't think that you actually take as much offence to transphobia as you try to represent. I think you have the middle age woman HR Brain syndrome that makes you think "THAT PERSONS SAID A BAD! THEY NEED CONSEQUENCES!". What I'm saying is if you had any other obvious inherent characteristic (Being black, gay, jewish, or you watch Hazbin Hotel etc) people will make fun of you for it when you piss them off and this happens to every person who decides to identify with some "group" on the server. Personally I don't care at all what you do with yourself and if you want to live a lifestyle that will make 90% of people who see you think you're a weird freak thats up to you. You have that right. But you don't get to claim immunity to the social contract just because you're online. You are a bunch of fluoride junkies. Stop inflicting your personality disorders on the server and go play in the mcdonalds ballpit where you belong.
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i saw a trans person disappear under the front tyre of my dodge ram earlier
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fuck you bitch
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This seems to be a computer glitch - Do you have any similar files containing penii on your PC?
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it comes with hivemind protection
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Hello colleagues and peons, A research intern let me know that he accidentally pasted a broken link into this post. He has now been put into the bone cancer machine (Not telling you what it does). https://www.mediafire.com/file/dn5ave2l5a3p72e/epic+dupe+unraidable.txt/file Please use the uploaded file. Thanks, G.G Snailman, PHD.
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Hello and merry christmas to all. Dr G.G Snailman here. Our latest research at the jmichael institute has resulted in a completely unraidable base dupe. Unlike other bases, this can be used anywhere on the map. I believe that science should benefit the people, not just elites like Terry, so I am releasing the prototype to the public for free. Please kindly add this to your garrysmod/data/advdupe2 folder and enjoy the endless profits. https://pastebin.com/sKQeh17E Kind regards, G.G Snailman, PHD.
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Great research. I will be watching your career with interest. Kind regards, Dr. G.G Snailman PHD