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You're fucking weird dude.

Did you know you can weapon search players who have a gun out by default? I did. It’s my favorite thing to do. The sound of it, the little ping of the game notifying me of their illegal weapons. The clasp of my cuffs around their wrists. The complete cessation of their gameplay for my sake. There is nothing quite like it. I’m addicted to it— the feeling as I press R and highlight “Owning a gun without a license”. I fine them for 500 DarkRP dollars. The feeling of my $32 cut hitting my bank account is equivalent to orgasm. Every time a new mayor is elected, I immediately rush to his office and get on my hands and knees, begging for him to make weapons and SWEPS illegal. Every weekend, I spend 20 USD to ensure I have enough suga to instantly demote ANY mayor who does not do this. In this way, I become more than the mayor. I become a god. I am the law. The law is me. I am John Copman.

April 25th Changelog Fixed a critical issue with the new chat box that could result in a player being banned Fixed lua error with the default chat box after something is printed to chat Fixed the "who can hear you" popup on the default chat box Made it so players aren't automatically "tagged" in chat. Instead use @username Prevent some darkrp commands from being used as private room names (breaking slash commands) Fixed an issue with both chat boxes that disabled the SAM chat prefix before some commands Fixed the radial menu not appearing when looking at players

You are a grown man calm down

Dear John, your post changed me. I thought I was a dedicated civil protection enjoyer, but I feel embarrassed at that thought after having read the confession of a post you've kindly given this world. You have inspired me and I shall work on myself. I have been lacking. I need to be better, faster, stronger. I need to change my thought process completely. Why let such a criminal run free? Why let them potentially hurt someone? Why let them cause chaos on the city I love most? Thank you John. With the utmost respect and enduring admiration, I remain yours faithfully and at your service, Delfy

April 24th Changelog Added the new chat box. The new chat supports emojis, embedded links, items, and players, and private chat rooms. Until all the kinks are worked out, you need to opt into using it via the help menu Added sulfur as a new crafting material. Crafting explosives will require sulfur and it can be found as a random drop from underground rock nodes such as in sewers or caves Gave the builder job a new model Pickup boxes will now degrade after 2 hours if they are not picked up Builder's extra props will be removed on disconnect / job change to prevent abuse Made it so you can material tool lights Made it so you can physgun a light that does not have a rope attached (RMB) Fixed a missing model error in the crafting table Fixed piano seat being removed in safe zones Fixed a clientside visual bug with the spirit caller Fixed a lua error when trying to sell an item to the general buyer Fixed a visual bug where your prop count would be displayed incorrectly on the HUD as a builder Possibly fixed tracers not showing up after swapping to some weapons Fixed a bug where a player could be hunted by more than one bounty hunters at one time Patched a money exploit [4118e59]