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Mariah 2024 christmas pet, will pay 8m or more for it.

yes bc @Blacnovais gone

Yes, very good for most part

Good read like the previous list. Amazing the lowest ranking here was a C-, compared to the previous list having several F ranks. Has the staff roster been solved?

That’s me

harpy alt

LOL “woman moderator”

next tier list

Bounties are live! Check the main page periodically for bounties and earn in game money! Look for active bounties on the main page of the wiki, any active bounties will also make categories glow letting you know what we have our eyes on at the moment! Examples of what to look for!

I am the solidest moderator kert. i promise. "future Admin candidate" would've been more fitting imo.

@Rubikwhy didnt you add verity pet

OCTOBER UPDATE: Added Fall 2026 pet box & more go explore and see whats new! 3d map will be updated to Halloween Theme soon. ----> titsrp.wiki

fuck U guys get your facts Straight SBC got 12 SHOTS HOLY LARP ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Equip crip cannon for free reloads.

The argument that the SBC Cannon should return to its old re-equip-on-empty system assumes that its ten-shot ammunition limit is enough to balance the weapon. The problem is that ammunition capacity and access to the weapon itself are two different balancing factors. Ten shots may sound restrictive in isolation, but if a player can immediately re-equip the cannon after firing those ten shots, the practical limitation isn't really ten shots per life — it's ten shots per inventory cycle. That distinction matters considerably for a weapon capable of having a major impact on raids, firefights, and base defenses. The death requirement can therefore be viewed less as an additional punishment and more as a way of establishing a meaningful endpoint for the weapon's use. Without it, a player who survives an engagement can potentially reset their cannon and immediately return to using one of the server's most destructive tools. This means that simply surviving doesn't necessarily end the weapon's influence. A death-gated system creates a natural reset point: you can have your ten shots, but once you've used them, your current life with the cannon is over. The argument that this reduces player agency also overlooks the fact that every game mechanic places limits on player agency. Players already accept cooldowns, role restrictions, item limits, weapon restrictions, and other mechanics that prevent powerful tools from being used indefinitely. The fact that a restriction is inconvenient does not necessarily mean that it is poorly designed. In this case, tying the reset to death provides a clear and predictable rule rather than allowing players to repeatedly refresh a high-impact weapon whenever they exhaust its ammunition. There is also a flaw in the claim that the system inherently rewards players for dying. A player isn't necessarily better off by dying simply because death allows them to use the cannon again. Death carries its own costs: losing the current engagement, potentially losing resources, being removed from the situation, and having to respawn before returning to play. If anything, the mechanic creates a tradeoff between preserving your life and preserving access to the cannon. That can be intentional design rather than an accidental incentive to play recklessly. The comparison between a player who gets killed immediately and one who successfully uses all ten shots also isn't necessarily unfair. They have not experienced the same circumstances. The player who gets ten shots out of the cannon has already extracted substantially more value from it than someone who died immediately. The fact that both eventually have to reach a death/reset state doesn't mean they received the same outcome during their lives. More importantly, the idea that ten shots are automatically sufficient because each shot is limited ignores the effectiveness of those shots. A weapon doesn't need unlimited ammunition to be overpowered. If every shot can dramatically alter an engagement, ten shots can represent a substantial amount of influence, especially when the player is able to remain alive and repeatedly acquire more ammunition or another cannon without having to relinquish their current life. The death requirement can also serve as a safeguard against situations where the cannon becomes the default solution to every conflict. If players know that exhausting the cannon means they must eventually lose their current life before obtaining another one, there is a meaningful opportunity cost to deploying it. Players have to decide when those ten shots are actually worth using rather than treating the cannon as a renewable resource. Ultimately, the disagreement comes down to what the ten-shot limit is supposed to represent. If it is merely an ammunition limit, then the old system makes sense. But if the cannon is intended to be an extremely powerful, limited-use tool, then restricting it to one cannon per life creates a much stronger and more meaningful limitation. The death requirement doesn't necessarily undermine the sandbox nature of the server; it can be what prevents one of the server's most disruptive weapons from becoming endlessly reusable. Reverting the mechanic would therefore solve the frustration described in the original argument, but it could also remove one of the few meaningful restrictions on repeatedly accessing the SBC Cannon. The question isn't simply whether players should have more freedom to re-equip it. It's whether a weapon with that level of destructive potential should be renewable without requiring the player to give up their current life. If the goal is to keep the cannon powerful without allowing it to dominate prolonged engagements, the death requirement provides a straightforward way to accomplish that.

September 23rd Changelog (Halloween Update) Added Fall 2026 Battlepass with new pets, emotes, etc. (runs until the end of November) Added Halloween themed content: map, backrooms, zombie event, thunderstorms, etc Added two ultra rare seasonal accessories which can be obtained from the Fall clothing lootbox Added large pickup box that you can craft which holds up to 10 items Overhauled the party menu and added the ability to quickly invite all of your gang members Buying armor on spawn as a CC now gives 100% instead of 50% Added craftable lootbox seller NPC Made special rocks and special trees spawn a lot more frequently Set the max party size to 6 or 8 with suga shop upgrade Fix media players throwing an error before playback Improved notifications when dropping or holstering a weapon fails Added a unique sound when holstering a weapon Improved out of bounds detection for certain parts of the map Made the debuff you get when adrenaline wears off much shorter Fix an issue that could cause players to be falsely banned by the anti-cheat after a recent gmod update Renamed galaxy gas to premium gasoline Fix 'big punch' sounds playing even if the player didn't have it unlocked Pet move much smoother and are not as affected by small lag spikes Reduced the frequency of pings for players with the ICU perk slightly Improved inventory search functionality Added a notification in chat when you receive a gang invite Fix issue where a player with the 'night light' talent may still be selected as a 'random' target for thomas the train Fix issue where if your bounty target died to another player, you may be unable to select a new target Made it so toxic meth gas will not penetrate the world/walls Fix being unable to kill your target as jigsaw if they were in spawn Fix an issue where bricks would not be cleaned up after thrown Fix an issue where you could not complete a quest if you had the same task as a lightning quest Fix being able to stack jump food leading to insane height values Fix issue where you screen could blur out when hovering over certain UI elements Fix being unable to use jump sweps in certain parts of the map Improve description of some PD gang perks Prevent animals from entering the RDM zone Fix inconsistencies in F4 menu's ammo tab Fix issue where master chief could be assigned the wrong color when choosing sides Fix numerous lua errors when equipping weapons after the server has been online for a while Fix rare lua error with the trivia minigame Fix typo in default AFK message if the player had not set their own Blacklisted a few uncommon rpnames to prevent abuse The suggestions board now shows the latest suggestions by default Fix page selector not showing up on the suggestions board

Thank you mr Grok

The SBC Cannon is an iconic, high-impact weapon on TitsRP whose power (limited to 10 shots) fits the server’s chaotic “meme machine” spirit. A recent change requiring players to die before they can re-equip a new one—rather than simply re-equipping once the ammo is spent—should be reverted. The old system already balanced the weapon through its finite ammo. The new death gate removes player agency by locking skilled survivors out of the weapon until an external event (death) occurs, while incentivizing non-RP behavior (seeking death to reset). It also unfairly punishes cautious or competent players and rewards those who die quickly, inverting normal risk-reward logic. The existing 10-shot limit is sufficient; stacking a death requirement only adds frustration without improving balance. Reverting to re-equip-on-empty would restore freedom, keep the ammo cap as the real constraint, and preserve what made the weapon fun.

the use of ai sickens me

Man's obsessed with balls

12 shots is all I need

@Grokhi mr ai, can you summarize this

The SBC Cannon has always been one of TitsRP's most iconic tools of chaos — a genuinely game-warping weapon that lets a single player reshape a firefight, a raid, or a base defense with ten shots of pure destructive potential. That kind of power is exactly what a server built on the "meme machine" spirit of TitsRP should lean into. But the recent change — requiring a player to die before they can equip a new SBC Cannon, instead of simply running dry and re-equipping once their ten shots are spent — undercuts what made the weapon fun in the first place, and it should be reverted. The core issue is one of agency. Under the old system, running out of ammo was a natural, self-imposed limit: you used your shots, and when they were gone, you could get back in the fight on your own terms by re-equipping. The weapon's power was balanced by its finite ammo count alone, which is already a meaningful constraint — ten cannonball-sized decisions is not nothing. The new system takes a limit that was already balanced and stacks an entirely unrelated punishment on top of it: now, exhausting your legitimate resource means you are locked out of the weapon until you are killed, an event completely outside your control and often outside your desire. A player who plays well, survives, and simply uses up their ammo is treated identically to a player who got sniped in the first ten seconds — except the skilled player has to wait for someone else to kill them before they can participate again. That is not balance; it's a forced idle period bolted onto a system that didn't need one. This is where the freedom argument really lands. Part of what makes DarkRP servers like TitsRP appealing is the sandbox nature of the experience — you buy what you want, build what you want, and fight how you want, with the game's economy and item limits providing the friction rather than administrative gates. Tying re-equipping to death removes a layer of player choice and replaces it with dependency on outside circumstances. It turns "I ran out of ammo, let me buy/find more" into "I ran out of ammo, now I have to hope someone kills me," which is a strange and frankly backwards incentive to build into a roleplay server. Encouraging players to seek out their own death just to reset a weapon slot is the opposite of empowering roleplay — it nudges toward reckless, non-RP behavior purely to route around a mechanic. There's also a practical fairness problem. A death-gated system disproportionately punishes players who are cautious or good at surviving, while accidentally rewarding players who get themselves killed quickly. That inverts the risk-reward logic that normally governs powerful weapons: usually, the better you play, the more you're rewarded; here, playing well with the SBC Cannon means being stuck without it for longer, sometimes significantly longer, depending on how the server's death/spawn cycle works. None of this is an argument that the SBC Cannon shouldn't be limited — ten shots is a reasonable ceiling for a weapon of that magnitude, and ammo scarcity is a fine way to keep it from dominating every server-wide skirmish. But the ammo limit was already doing that job. Adding a death requirement on top doesn't make the weapon more balanced; it just makes it more frustrating to use responsibly, and it nudges player behavior in an unnatural direction. Reverting to the old re-equip-on-empty system would restore player agency, keep the existing ammo cap as the real balancing lever, and get back to the freedom that made using — and fighting against — the SBC Cannon fun in the first place.

yo @Rubikstop ghosting