Cave Johnson Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 so i heard from a few people that ya really have to give sugar the old old tug and suck to get anywhere on this server! if that is actually true....then that's real fuckin greasy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Cursed Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 God damn it mate it is a little too early for good old shit posting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cave Johnson Posted April 23, 2018 Author Share Posted April 23, 2018 never too early! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Peanut Butter Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 greasy like wendy's fries Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maverick Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 How do u think u get HA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panduh Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 How do u think people got promoted to Admin? Walter succ Sugar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Umbak Klak Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 [align=center]I was only a trial-mod. I loved Sugar so much, I had all the CC sweps and suga dollas. I'd pray to Sugar every night before I go to bed, thanking for the rank I've been given. "Sugar is love", I would say, "Sugar is life". My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Sugar. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Sugar. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my server". He grabs me with his powerful admin hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Sugar. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Sugar. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Sugar. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Sugar looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's all dummy now". Sugar leaves through my window. Sugar is love. Sugar is life. [/align] for the uneducated this is an edit of a copy pasta. and not a very good edit. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crabroll Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 You need help Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Umbak Klak Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 yeah i know :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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