Walt's Suggested Shitty Laws (And laws that aren't allowed)

[Walter the Assaulter]

Credit to Big Nibba Mario for this idea. This is a list of laws that I personally like to use, laws that I've made up, and laws that aren't allowed and should be avoided if you don't wanna get in trouble.
NOTE: "is illegal" is used assuming you have one of the first 3 suggested laws, which means the punishment for violation is described. I recommend making one of the first three laws your law #4 (first law). If you want it different for each law, write something like "x is 5k fine" or "y is AOS"

 

• All criminal offenses are 5k fine or AOS, CP's choice. (except bounties)
• All criminal offenses are AOS (except bounties)
• All criminal offenses are 5k fine (except bounties)
• Building in public is illegal
• Any form of weapons and sweps including jump sweps, etc are illegal (except citizen tools)
• Killing a goon is illegal
• Gambling/Gambling Stands/Casinos are illegal
• Begging for money is illegal
• Random weapon searches are allowed
• All resource usage (fishing, chopping, swimming, etc) is illegal
• Boomboxes are illegal and boombox owners are to be arrested
• Vehicles are illegal
• Using key animations are illegal
• Disrespecting PD is illegal
• Being on the PD windowsills is AOS/KOS
• PD is AOS/KOS
• Only mayor and authorized people are allowed in office, AOS/KOS
• Entering PD/office without arrest baton out is AOS/KOS
• All forms of gambling is illegal (gambling base owners are to be arrested)
• Money making is illegal unless you apply for a business license (!trade the mayor, 500k)
• Parcel delivery is illegal
• Due to starving African children, all food consumption, creation, trade, or disposal is illegal
• Changing your model is like changing your clothes and public nudity is illegal
• Lifting anything/lifting over 1lb in public is illegal. Keep that shit in the bedroom
• Lockdown during terror attacks and revolts, everyone outside is AOS
• Milk

 

These laws are popular picks but are NOT allowed:

• Standing on roofs is illegal
• This particular job is illegal
• Doing x that only y job does is illegal
• Lockdown whenever there's a PD raid or anything is happening inside the PD
• Loitering illegal
• Voice chat illegal
• Text chat illegal
• Being a simp illegal
• Lockdown during the day/night
• Illegal to NOT say x phrase to CP
• Must use x phrase in every advert
• Thanos snap, half the CP are fired every 20 minutes
• Any KOS law that applies anywhere but PD property
• Micspam is illegal
• Being gay illegal
• 5+ people in group/gathering is illegal
• Refusing bleach/covid treatment is illegal
• Vegan milk is generally encouraged

 

Add your own in the comments below!

When suggestions are posted, I will edit the OP so you can just reference this single post when necessary.

 

Don't like some legal laws? Like some illegal laws? Make a suggestions thread and get our rules changed for the better!

Edited October 30, 2020 by Walter the Assaulter
Correction

[Walter the Assaulter]

Money making is illegal unless you apply for a business license (!trade the mayor, 500k)

 

Is this really allowed? If so, I'm gonna use it every time.

 

As far as I am aware, there are no money-making methods that are supposed to be legal at all times. Entities, trading, gun dealers/all item-sellers (see: food law), etc can be made illegal so this is a catch-all unless rules are changed.

If they ARE, then I will edit the post to reflect it. Otherwise, as long as I am staff, assume everything under my allowed list is okay.

QUICK EDIT: Begging is not a protected action either, so that also counts under the law.

If any exceptions or questions come up, do comment them and I'll update if something is awry as far as rules go.

[Succ The Zucc]

Parcels are allowed at all times. They’re an essential job. I am USPS of Tits

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And being a cop making fines is always allowed

[Notusingthisshitnomore4228]

There should be more covid laws tbh. That would be pretty funny to see.