1. Be Black
2. Don't wear Makeup
3. Don't have Tattoos
4. Don't have or want Children
5. Don't be a Cat person
6. Don't be a Furry
7. Don't be a Transvestite
8. Don't have fake boobies //unless your real ones tried to kill you
9. Don't drink Starbucks
10. Don't want Sex
If you meet these requirements then please add me at Croissant eBay#6382 (discord gamertag)
The following photo is how I look (i dont have a camera so i had to draw it in paint)