Hooo boy. i had a .txt file just for this
[VIP] (OOC) Bappy: Moderator Fuel has caused me too much pain, I am going to play minecraft like the little baby I am
[Moderator] (OOC) Abstergo McStubbins: It's actually Abstergo "Cockmongler" McStubbins but close
[VIP] (OOC) Debassy De Lune: Who even is the richest player
[Moderator] (OOC) Abstergo McStubbins: Me I have 12 dollars
[VIP] (OOC) all black people: mayor your cops RDAed me
[VIP] (OOC) Minky: L
[VIP] (OOC) Flickks: minky did you scam me?
[VIP] (OOC) Minky: yes
[Moderator] (OOC) Cuntbucket: sorry bappy, I aint into erp on a gmod server
Bathroom Wizard has made mizzuu wanted, reason: 3TB Of child porn found on work computer
[VIP] (OOC) Minge Man: Yall ever seen a butthole with lipstick on
[Senior Mod] Rugrat: once u put me in horny mode u cant take me out
[ASS][Senior Mod] (PM) Big Ass: shutup u s mell like toilet papre
[ASS][Senior Mod] (OOC) Big Ass: Remove the dicks at fountain
[Admin] (OOC) Walter the Assaulter: Do NOT remove dicks at fountain.
[VIP] (OOC) Methhead Seavan: Your cock sucks dick.
[Admin] (OOC) Walter the Assaulter: i heard the staff were getting mad at it so we need more penises
[Tass] I wanna be kissed like Tom Bradys son
[VIP] (OOC) Sticks: how would you prove I got sent a dick pic for a model/money?
[VIP] (OOC) Sticks: You couldnt, simple.
[Moderator] (OOC) Keyed: Raiding? I just weep into my microphone outside their base until they eventually succumb to my demands
[Party] [K I T] EXE: keyed is cheating on me
[Party] ZestyBoi: sorry honey, but this ass can't be beat
[Respected] (OOC) Crab Rangoon: mizzuu are u legal
[VIP] (OOC) kio: im sorry i have a small dick
(OOC) kio: i love feet
Cuntbucket banned Seearum for 1 week (MRDM, NITRP| 'I heard they canceled whopper wednesday and I just saw red').
Officer Chesmond fined Sixnut $1 for the reason: black
[ANONYMOUS] Youre either a smart fella or a fart smella
(PM) Obama Llama: I see in the black market you trafficked my girlfriend to the general buyer. not cool.