Mod app, read section

[It's cold in here(._.)]

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• What is your in-game name? I h8 n***ers
   
  
• What is the link to your steam profile? PornhubDotcum/gayMinecraft 
   
  
• How old are you? 69 xD
   
  
• How many hours have you logged on the server within the past week?im perma banned but I got a new ip to troll on
   
  
• Will you continue playing while your moderator application is still up? Nah
   
  
• Do you have experience with ULX (admin module)?i can permaban right?
   
  
• Have you ever been a staff member on another server / other game? Roblox sex server until it got banned I was the owner 
   
  
• Have you read the moderation guidelines? Why
   
  
• Do you have a good understanding of the rules? No
   
  
• Do you have a microphone and use it constantly? To mic spam racial slurs until I got yelled at by mommy
   
  
• Do you understand that abusing and not helping with admin sits will get you demoted? No, why else would I become staff?
  

Questions below are 2 - unlimited liners

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• Why do you want to be a staff member on this server? To abuse my powers
   
  
• What are some qualities that make you worth while to accept? I randomly remove all props and ban players who have v in their name 
   
  
• Have you ever been staff on TitsRP before? If so why are you no longer staff? Please provide report link if available. On some alts 
   
  
• Would you like to be trained as a trial mod before-hand or do you think you're ready for full mod? Why? GIVE ME MOD YOU INCOMPETENT CUNT 
  

Scenario Questions, 2 - unlimited liners (make sure you read the moderation guidelines beforehand to help with these questions)

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• A player tells you that someone is farming money while they have a building sign up. What do you do and why? I ban them because I'm the one farming xD rawr
   
  
• Player X hits player Y for 1 point of armor damage and player Y kills player X. Player X reports RDM, what do you do and why? I rdm player Y for being a pussy and god mode player X
   
  
• Player X calls player Y a stinky butthole over voice. Player Y asks for an admin for disrespect, what do you do and why? I instantly perma ban player X because that's WAYYYY TO MEAN
   
  
• 3 players report player X for rdming them but you cannot find the player in question, what do you do and why? I ban all 3 because that was also me whoops 
   
  
• A player accidentally crossfires someone in a raid and the player that got crossfired calls an admin for RDM, what do you do and why?, I bring them, God myself, finish the raid, then ban them both for waiting staffs time, only a fricking bit miner what the freak dude!
  

Please accept me I can't take another spanking ;~;

[Doc McStubbins�]

I'm closing this, and leaving you to the admins. Glad you get a rise out of trolling on Gmod.

 

EDIT:While I realize you may find this funny and you intended it as a joke, I am not amused.