skylynx dynasty seeking exceptional individuals of extraordinary character

[Jake Skylynx]

title summarizes what will be said in this post and what we are looking for but this is the long version:

 

this gang has me Jake Skylynx (STEAM_0:0:158897093), Joey Skylynx ( @Joey Skylynx) [Senior Moderator], as well as various anonymous members who i will not name

 

we are a dominating perfidious force that has ruled over various darkrp/rp servers for years (google joey skylynx) that has had unmatched wealth and benevolence

 

requirements:

must possess skylynx dynasty spirit and attitude

if you do not possess this, or feel the need to ask what this is don't even bother replying

 

you may not be current or former member of gangs with scammers/cheaters/hackers which includes the following gangs:

NOOB BASERS, NITRP, GAY BASERS, NATSEL, RARE, Exoda, Regal, Basementboys, Fuck Staff, CF or die, Game Makers, Washed, HIVEMIND, COP, Abstract, rawrxd, Fat doinks, Camera Crew, etc etc (courtesy to @Joey Skylynxfor providing list of gangs with these characteristics)

 

looking for up and coming players not particularly looking for players who have played for anywhere above 100 days playtime (old farts, dogs who cannot learn new tricks) may potentially have some exceptions. this does not mean noobs. we do not want noobs who don't even know how to crouch jump

 

must be male

 

 

must not buy sugar with real life money (no pay to win)

 

 

 

 

must have at least nominal understanding of the message of the day, the western canon, the constitution, common law, and have an intelligent, nihilistic, wicked sense of humor

 

 

 

 

must have at least 3 bans and 3 warns on record to prove you learned from your mistakes and have edge in you

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

must give 50 million dollar down payment (may be financed in weekly payments if needed) to Joey Skylynx [Senior Moderator] in order to show you are serious (you will receive much more back)

 

 

prefer american players due to timezone differences but players from abroad may be considered

 

 

special privileges include

• access to our exclusive megabases with lots of processors (infinite c4, timebombs, blowtorches, m4a4 howls, etc) as well as unraidable base set ups with never before seen dupes and locations
• battlepass help
• staff will see your sits and will be forced to take them since they see you are apart of the skylynx dynasty
• free money
• untold riches and glory
• verified reputation on server (both the verified rank and everyone will respect you)
• guaranteed acceptance onto the staff team if you apply
• terry and his minions will not raid you because i pay him an undisclosed amount of money each week to protect us (art of the deal)
• camaraderie, fraternity, & sportsmanship unlike any other clan on the server
• unknown strategies that have never surfaced before
• much more that we are not able to share with you at this current time (reserved for skylynx dynasty soldiers)
• unforgettable memories

 

our members do not simply just sit in a base we branch out into various different roles such as playing police, kidnappers, hobos, raiders, and much more. this is not just a "raiding" gang. we expect knowledge and interest of all activities on titsrp.

 

if your gang would like to merge with us or seek an alliance please message me on the forums or leave a reply on this post. please provide your steam ID, age (no old people), playtime, your favorite movie, favorite music album, favorite job on titsrp and why (custom classes do not count), favorite animal, favorite book, why we should consider you, and how long you have played garry's mod. don't join this gang if you don't like fun and competition. all members must have the suffix "Skylynx" to show allegiance to the Skylynx Dynasty. thank you

 

 

 

 

P.S.

according to blacnova (major contributor and herald of the message of the day) you may not reply to this thread unless you follow my format I have provided under penalty of us repossessing your forums account meaning you are banned from the forums. emperor Joey Skylynx and i have been discussing upholding long forgotten forums etiquette that has been discarded over the years. consider this and choose your words wisely, because misfortune could fall upon you if you do not reply to this thread carefully

 

 

 

Edited April 17, 2025 by Jake Skylynx
reminding you of blacnova’s words

[smer]

I'm interested.

[Parth Patel]

OMG CAN I JOIN

[smer]

As per my previous message,

SteamID : STEAM_0:1:42616029

Age : 29

Playtime : Innumerable

Favorite Movie : Of Mice and Men

Favorite Album : Eminem - Recovery (2010)

Favorite Job : Master Chief, I think he looks pretty epic.

Favorite Animal : Cuttlefish

Favorite Book : 1984

Why smer? : I'm an extremely competitive gamer, Grandmaster in Smite, and NGR in Dota 1. Thank you

[playboycartifan123]

A

[liliansmurg]

+1

[Jake Skylynx]

10 hours ago, smer said:

As per my previous message,

SteamID : STEAM_0:1:42616029

Age : 29

Playtime : Innumerable

Favorite Movie : Of Mice and Men

Favorite Album : Eminem - Recovery (2010)

Favorite Job : Master Chief, I think he looks pretty epic.

Favorite Animal : Cuttlefish

Favorite Book : 1984

Why smer? : I'm an extremely competitive gamer, Grandmaster in Smite, and NGR in Dota 1. Thank you

you are old but do not exceed 100 days playtime and are currently banned from the server it seems. however you do possess maybe a crumb of Skylynx Dynasty spirit so that is enough to consider you. there is potential in you. you are in RARE so in order to renounce your past servitude to your gang you must create an effigy of your leader “piklas” at the fountain and destroy it using fire and explosives ceremonially declaring your loyalty to Emperor Joey Skylynx (senior moderator soon to be admin).  when you are unbanned please do this and we will give you a probational period before you are fully initiated into the dynasty.

 

accepted under conditions posted above

[Jake Skylynx]

1 hour ago, liliansmurg said:

+1

 

10 hours ago, Epicgamer 123 said:

A

see edit to my original post

[Jake Skylynx]

10 hours ago, SPYZ said:

OMG CAN I JOIN

please answer questions in original post 

[Parth Patel]

SteamID : STEAM_0:0:864675977

Age : 6

Playtime : A SUPER LONG TIME

Favorite Movie : The first John wick

Favorite Album : MM..FOOD (MF DOOM)

Favorite Job : Shipwreck diver 

Favorite Animal : orangutans

Favorite Book : The first narnia book

Why SPYS : Im a decent raider and i have a super cool pfp on the Forums!

Edited April 16, 2025 by SPYZ