bugman Posted March 5, 2022 Share Posted March 5, 2022 (edited) 1. Must have decent boobs 2. Must have a nice butt 3. Must have 100% completed lego indiana jones 2 at least once 4. Must have nice hair 5. Must workout regularly 6. Cannot be in debt 7. Can't have offensive tattoos (swastikas etc) 8. Must own a gun license and have experience with firearms 9. Must have thick thighs 10. Must have a minecraft account (so we can play) 11. Must have no children 12. Must be between 18-27 years of age 13. Must be pretty 14. Can not have any guy friends 15. i'm obligated to check your phone at least once a week 16. Must own a steam account 17. I must be present when she hangs out with her friends (security reasons) 18. Must have a decent job 19. Must do everything i say 20. Has to call me everyday (preferably between 2:00 - 3:50 pm) 21. Must cook me dinner 5 nights a week 22. Must come with me on dates 23. Must do nice things for me 24. Must give me a nice gift at least once a month 25. Having offspring requires my authorization (most likely will be no) 26. Must help me around the house 27. Must help me with finances to a degree 28. Must ignore guys who talk to her (besides me) 29. Must put me first (even during life-threatening situations) 30. Must be nice (if possible) 31. Must dress well 32. Must act feminine 33. Sex at least 3 times a week 34. Must hang out with me as much as possible 35. Must treat me like a king 36. Must not be feminist 37. Must respect me 38. Must give me hugs and kisses everyday Edited March 5, 2022 by wingman 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
�� It's Ya Boi Green �� Posted March 5, 2022 Share Posted March 5, 2022 Do i fit the criteria Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bugman Posted March 6, 2022 Author Share Posted March 6, 2022 19 hours ago, It's Ya Boi Green said: Do i fit the criteria Of course bb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bone. Posted March 6, 2022 Share Posted March 6, 2022 i did all of this btw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USN peepoo Posted March 6, 2022 Share Posted March 6, 2022 someone in the server fits all of this but if you asked them out they’d reject you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bugman Posted March 7, 2022 Author Share Posted March 7, 2022 16 hours ago, USN peepoo said: someone in the server fits all of this but if you asked them out they’d reject you its you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KDawg Posted March 7, 2022 Share Posted March 7, 2022 22. Must come with me on dates Does this mean she will be attending other dates you go on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bugman Posted March 7, 2022 Author Share Posted March 7, 2022 31 minutes ago, Sugar Tits said: 22. Must come with me on dates Does this mean she will be attending other dates you go on If thats what i request of her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terrry Posted March 8, 2022 Share Posted March 8, 2022 (edited) I dont meet most of these Edited March 8, 2022 by Terrry 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crumcrocks Posted March 8, 2022 Share Posted March 8, 2022 can i rub your inner thigh ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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