wingman Posted March 5 Share Posted March 5 (edited) 1. Must have decent boobs 2. Must have a nice butt 3. Must have 100% completed lego indiana jones 2 at least once 4. Must have nice hair 5. Must workout regularly 6. Cannot be in debt 7. Can't have offensive tattoos (swastikas etc) 8. Must own a gun license and have experience with firearms 9. Must have thick thighs 10. Must have a minecraft account (so we can play) 11. Must have no children 12. Must be between 18-27 years of age 13. Must be pretty 14. Can not have any guy friends 15. i'm obligated to check your phone at least once a week 16. Must own a steam account 17. I must be present when she hangs out with her friends (security reasons) 18. Must have a decent job 19. Must do everything i say 20. Has to call me everyday (preferably between 2:00 - 3:50 pm) 21. Must cook me dinner 5 nights a week 22. Must come with me on dates 23. Must do nice things for me 24. Must give me a nice gift at least once a month 25. Having offspring requires my authorization (most likely will be no) 26. Must help me around the house 27. Must help me with finances to a degree 28. Must ignore guys who talk to her (besides me) 29. Must put me first (even during life-threatening situations) 30. Must be nice (if possible) 31. Must dress well 32. Must act feminine 33. Sex at least 3 times a week 34. Must hang out with me as much as possible 35. Must treat me like a king 36. Must not be feminist 37. Must respect me 38. Must give me hugs and kisses everyday Edited March 5 by wingman 2 2 Link to comment
wingman Posted March 6 Author Share Posted March 6 19 hours ago, It's Ya Boi Green said: Do i fit the criteria Of course bb Link to comment
USN peepoo Posted March 6 Share Posted March 6 someone in the server fits all of this but if you asked them out they’d reject you Link to comment
wingman Posted March 7 Author Share Posted March 7 16 hours ago, USN peepoo said: someone in the server fits all of this but if you asked them out they’d reject you its you Link to comment
Sugar Tits Posted March 7 Share Posted March 7 22. Must come with me on dates Does this mean she will be attending other dates you go on Link to comment
wingman Posted March 7 Author Share Posted March 7 31 minutes ago, Sugar Tits said: 22. Must come with me on dates Does this mean she will be attending other dates you go on If thats what i request of her Link to comment
Terrry Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 (edited) I dont meet most of these Edited March 8 by Terrry 2 Link to comment
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