ALL TITSRP PETS

[fartass]

5 minutes ago, Rubik said:

It’s super hard to obtain pets rn. Only for the sweatiest of gamers. I don’t know the exactly number but maybe someone that has found it can comment on how long it took them. 

Lol i grew up playing a game called world of warcraft, everything is sweaty to obtain. I can do it i just wanted to know what i was looking at here %chance wise xD

[Slick]

Adding pets not currently on Google Doc, and adding abilities for pets missing them on google doc:

• Bunny
  • Rarity: Epic
  • Ability: Spits an egg out every 180 seconds!
  • How to Obtain: Won in raffle
• City Scanner
  • Rarity: Legendary
  • Ability; Alerts you to the presence of an enemy nearby, stunning them if there's a direct line of sight. 2 minute cooldown.
  • How to Obtain: Suga Shop
• Dragon
  • Rarity: Legendary
  • Ability: Shoots 3 fireballs when entering combat. 180 second cooldown.
  • How to Obtain: 1/800 chance when breaking dragon egg
• Whopper
  • Rarity: Rare
  • Ability: Creating food has an 8% chance to give you 1x food shipment.
• Ghost
  • Rarity: Epic
  • Ability: Drops a phantom tier 1 lootbox that appears normal but vanishes upon use, granting you XP and money while scaring the user.
• Goblin
  • Rarity: Epic
  • Ability: Crafting an item with a goblin has a rare chance of unlocking a new crafting blueprint.
  • How to Obtain: WoW Pet lootbox
• Squishy Football
  • Rarity: Epic
  • Ability: Summons a friendly goon every 10 minutes (capped at 20) and makes your eggs hatch 15% faster.
• Harambe
  • Rarity: Rare
  • Ability: You deal double damage to small models with your fists.
  • How to Obtain: Dead Meme Pet lootbox
• Howard
  • Rarity: Epic
  • Ability: Doing the Alien dance forces everyone around you to dance. (2 minute cooldown).
  • How to Obtain: Dead Meme Pet lootbox
• Indiana Jones
  • Rarity: Rare
  • Ability: Spiderman and Batman SWEPs pull you 30% faster and have a 15% longer range.
  • How to Obtain: Quest shop
• Judy Hopps
  • Rarity: Rare
  • Ability: You have a 20% chance of self reviving from a downed state (3 minute cooldown).
  • How to Obtain: Easter 2024 Pet Lootbox
• Leviathan
  • Rarity: Rare
  • Ability: Will target and temporarily disable the closest vehicle nearby (5 minute cooldown).
  • How to Obtain: WoW Pet lootbox
• Lil' Bones
  • Rarity: Rare
  • Ability: Attempts to kidnap you have a 25% chance to knock the kidnapper out instead.
  • How to Obtain: Halloween 2024 Pet lootbox
• Mariah
  • Rarity: Legendary
  • Ability: Gets people in the Christmas spirit. 15 min cooldown.
  • How to Obtain: Christmas 2024 Pet Lootbox
• Mario
  • Rarity: Epic
  • Ability: When a party member is arrested, you will have the option to teleport to them. Doing so will strip all of your gear and prevent you from using your inventory for 8 seconds.
  • How to Obtain: Christmas 2023 Pet Lootbox
• Father Grigori
  • Rarity: Epic
  • Ability: Buying gun shipments in bulk are 10% off. Gives 300 ammo for your weapon every 3 minutes
  • How to Obtain: New Years 2023 Pet lootbox
• Monke
  • Rarity: Epic
  • Ability: Monkey makes you piss very long.
  • How to Obtain: Quest shop
• Murloc
  • Rarity: Legendary
  • Ability: Will defend it's owner if attacked near their native terrority (2 min cooldown)
  • How to Obtain: WoW Pet lootbox
• Murozond
  • Rarity: Epic
  • Ability: Has a chance to reduce your C4 and timebomb timers by 5 seconds
  • How to Obtain: WoW Pet lootbox
• Naruto
  • Rarity: Epic
  • Ability: Throws rasengan at passerbys every minute.
• OP Naruto
  • Rarity: Epic
  • Ability: No clue
• Pain
  • Rarity: Epic
  • Ability: No clue
• Ratman
  • Rarity: Epic
  • Ability: Chem barrels go directly into your inventory. Makes it easier to see how full your barrel is.
• Sakura
  • Rarity: Epic
  • Ability: No clue
• Sasuke
  • Rarity: Epic
  • Ability: No clue
• Succubus
  • Rarity: Epic
  • Ability: Negates all fire damage dealt to itself and it's handler.
  • How to Obtain: WoW Pet lootbox
• Cute Shark
  • Rarity: Rare
  • Ability; Grants you the ability to spawn airboats not in the ocean.
• Sharky
  • Rarity: Rare
  • Ability: You can breathe 25% longer under water.
  • How to Obtain: Summer 2024 Pet lootbox
• Snowboard Penguin
  • Rarity; Legendary
  • Ability: Prevents static electricity accumulation in processors due to cooler temperatures. Its presence ensures that processors don't discharge shocks onto one another.
  • How to Obtain: Ask tene
• Snow Leopard
  • Rarity: Rare
  • Ability: Gives a snowball swep with unlimited ammo. 3 minute cooldown.
  • How to Obtain: Christmas 2023 Pet Lootbox
• Da Boss
  • Rarity: Rare
  • Ability: Grant you a 5% bonus on successful armor and ransom demands + reduces your jail sentence by 5% as a Mafia member.
  • How to Obtain: Summer 2024 Pet lootbox
• Vulpera
  • Rarity: Rare
  • Ability: Drops a pile of junk they found in a dumpster that an be collected by a trashman for XP. (5 minute cooldown).
  • How to Obtain: WoW Pet lootbox
• Christmas Bot
  • Rarity: Epic
  • Ability: Pings the location of the nearest available chemical node. 2 minute cooldown.
  • How to Obtain: Christmas 2023 Pet Lootbox
• Christmas Finch
  • Rarity: Common
  • Ability: You climb ladders twice as fast.
  • How to Obtain: Christmas 2023 Pet Lootbox
• Christmas Frog
  • Rarity; Legendary
  • Ability: Your grenades launch you backwards instead of dealing damage.
  • How to Obtain: Christmas 2023 Pet Lootbox
• Zelenskyy
  • Rarity: Legendary
  • Ability: Your ammo is replenished every 5 minutes.
  • How to Obtain: Dead Meme Pet lootbox

There are also a ton more pets that don't have abilities which I have not included here.

Edited May 5, 2025 by Slick
Added how to obtain each pet