[SGN] Frank Mernal Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 You take two apples from three apples, how many do you have? Answer- You have two How far can a dog run into the woods? Answer- Half way, because the other have is way out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salted Seabass Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Question - What's long and hard and has cum inside it? Answer - Cucumber Question - What goes up, let's out a load, and then goes back down? Answer - An elevator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glaze Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Who is a faggot? Answer - Me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[SGN] Frank Mernal Posted April 1, 2016 Author Share Posted April 1, 2016 A man pulls out two coins, the coins total up thirty cents. One of the coins is not a nickel, what are the coins? Answer- First Coin, quarter. Second Coin, nickel. Reason? Because I don't know. Didn't make any sense to me either Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[LB] VALLEYOFDEA7H Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 Why did the survivors die in the plane crash? -Answer: They are survivors. What is the longest word? Answer: Smile because it has the word "mile" in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Stache Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 What is the longest word? Answer: Smile because it has the word "mile" in it. Actually, its auto because it has the measurement AU in it, 1 AU is equal to 150 million KM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[LB] VALLEYOFDEA7H Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 What is the longest word? Answer: Smile because it has the word "mile" in it. Actually, its auto because it has the measurement AU in it, 1 AU is equal to 150 million KM. oh dayum you smart ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salted Seabass Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 Frank Mernal" timestamp="1459521090"] A man pulls out two coins, the coins total up thirty cents. One of the coins is not a nickel, what are the coins? Answer- First Coin, quarter. Second Coin, nickel. Reason? Because I don't know. Didn't make any sense to me either It makes a lot of sense actually. It says one of the coins aren't a nickel. That's because It says "one of the coins" one of them is a quarter; the other is a nickel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODA Envy Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 A plane crashed on the border of Israel and Jordan, where do they bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors. Two strangers walked into a bar and were instantly knocked out, what happened? They literal ran into a bar. Bar; a long rod or rigid piece of wood, metal, or similar material.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noval Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 My sides Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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