Crt

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Okay, this is how it goes. You get an orangutan. I'm not talking a little monkey or some dancing chimp bullshit, I mean a fucking orangutan. Don't ask me how you're gonna get a fucking orangutan, because that's not my problem. So the orangutan's name is Clyde. This is non-negotiable; all orangutans are named Clyde. I don't know why that is, it's just how the world works. So you and Clyde become man (and ape) about town. You're seen everywhere together, you make the scene. You and friends go out in big groups. You talk loud, you laugh louder. Every time you say something witty, you high-five the orangutan. The town begins to buzz. It gets back to her. "Did you know the guy with the orangutan?", "You used to date the guy with the orangutan?", "Why would you break up with a guy with an orangutan?". Next thing you know she's calling. "I'm hoping we can still be friends. Wanna hang out sometime?" "Geez, I dunno; me and Clyde were going to go to monster truck race tonight (orangutans love monster trucks). In fact, the whole social calendar seems kinda full. I tell you what, I'll make a little note (what was your name again?) and maybe I can squeeze you in. Oh well, you know my number so don't be a stra-- Hey, look at the time! I gotta skate, Clyde's making Mojitoes." At this point, the upper hand is yours. You can let her twist in the wind, you can draw her back into your life at the pace you decide. Whatever, it's your life. But if you're a smart man? You slowly phase her back in. You're IM-ing. You're talking on Live. You get invited to family functions. You bring Clyde, he becomes like one of the family. You're one big Brady Bunch.

After you read this, I guarantee you will feel sorry for me. Imagine this. You are attracted to women, like you are now (emotionally and sexually), but they do not exist. They existed a long time ago, and no one knows what they looked like (They have a pretty good idea from the fossils, however), but they do not exist anymore. That means, not only do you know there will never be any possibility of you having sex with one, but there's not even a possibility of you ever seeing one in real life. Everyone else, however, except for a very few, are not attracted to women, they are attracted to something else entirely. So in other words, you will never find any porn anywhere on the internet, only non-sexual pictures of women. Everyone you have told about your attraction to women think it's disgusting. To relieve yourself, you get off on the non-sexual pictures of women, knowing it will never get any better. That's what life is like to me. I am a degree 6 Zoosexual, sexually and emotionally attracted to Tyrannosaurs and nothing else.Women don't even do it for me. I am cursed to live my life in the misery that my most powerful emotional fantasies will never be even close to coming true. Life is like heck to me. I will never know true love.

You can always contact me (Crt/Erston) on Steam. When I'm ingame, I am usually afk or getting RDM'd by every plane in existence for my -2billionhp. So it's best to just message me on Steam for help. Half our staff team is dumb.

Moose for VIP. Am going to do it. Happy Halloween, Moose.

Stop taking pills, you junkie. Why would you want to be a Combine Soldier when we have a class that utilizes those playermodels, offers weapons, armor, and access to the PD? It sounds redundant and from an RP standpoint, people would get confused and just let pill-modified "Combine Soldier" dood into PD and he probably calls raid and rapes everyone because everyone would be confused.

yo suger can we just have css guns, god

October 18th Changelog DarkRP Rules: Mayors cannot enforce a rule that results in people getting killed while being in jail. -> It is considered failrp, being corrupt, and annoys all players being constantly killed while being jailed. Staff changes: Moderators can no longer physgun other players. -> Numerous moderators have been caught abusing this feature. If you need to take someone somewhere, use the !bring or !jailtp. Physgun abuse is not tolerated anymore. (No staff actually needs physgunplayer, Nazi Raccoon and I usually use !bring or !jailtp. Staff can still physgun other people's props and cars.)

I can fix it when I get on later tonight.

That's speculation, not any meaningful concrete evidence to use against him. Innocent until proven guilty, you dumb bitch. There is no evidence/proof against this player other than going through hoops to get whoever the other guy was banned's IP and this guy's IP. If they're different, they're different people.

Glad to hear that you were unbanned. Do you know who banned you by any chance? If not, I'll just look into the logs whenever I can get a hold of Nazi. Moderators shouldn't be banning players based on assumptions rather than concrete proof. Even if you had low hours on your profile, there is no proof. Super/Head Admins can see IPs and see if you are a smurf or not, then that'd be proof. Really disappointed that a moderator would do that. I can already guess who it is since moderators are not supposed to unban other people unless they banned them to begin with. I can smell a demotion incoming for someone getting trigger happy with ban powers and not actually checking or getting any proof.

ask silent commando. He's around your rank.

Under User CP Go the Profile subsection on the left, there should be a button that says Change Username (display name, not account name). Unsure if Sugar Tits removed this function from regular users.

kill yourself

But you are retarded. Quote me on that. Ikr, Crt's a bully, Sugar demote please, I feel harrassed -Zee Koala I am actually a bully. They call me the Raccoon Puncher. Also what kind of name is Blacnova? Did you forget the 'k' intentionally or did you think that by removing a k from black won't make you black and therefore won't get you lynched by the KKK?

This is a public message, it isn't going on our Mod/Admin only section because it relates to trial-moderators too. Don't like it? Well, fuck you. Nobody asked you. Trial Moderators are actually staff. If you think otherwise, you're retarded. Right now, they're just candidates for being moderator, but that doesn't mean that they aren't staff. If you're retarded and can't see it: Trial Moderators are temps that can make it to the full-time position (Moderator). Treat all staff with respect, even among yourselves. On another note: Our former moderators are still players and have the right to still be respected and not harassed. They're like any other player now. Bringing up stuff like "Hey how's the demotion going?" and other forms of harassment to annoy them will get yourself banned and revoked of your staff position depending on how much of a shithead you were acting towards them and if you actually abused your staff rights while doing so (ie. warning them while provoking the fight in the first place). Have a good day, you won't like me when I'm furious. -Crt

are you dumb? You should check if they are mod via actually being on server or checking mod accepted section before blowing them off like that.

Morins and I worked on the Teamspeak and alphabetized the Custom rooms tonight. That might not stay for long though. These are things that we may be doing in the future. Don't freak out if this happens: Removing all custom channels. There's this thing called "Semi-Permanent Channels" which lasts on the teamspeak until you (the creator) disconnects. This will work better in our interest to keep the Teamspeak clean and minimal. This will lessen the burden on Allysa and will make the Teamspeak clean and minimal. :) Anyone who isn't Admin or higher on the server will be revoked of Operator. This is done because Channels have passwords for a reason. Also to prevent people who are easily tempted by using the Operator power to be a dick (aka moving people out constantly) There will be more channels that are Public/Community-oriented for all people in Teamspeak to make the Teamspeak feel less segregated

4. Don't randomly delete other people's channels (even if they're inactive). Teamspeak can house a huge amount of channels and who the fuck cares about "tidiness".

Haha, sorry about that! We were in your channel playing WoW with Sugar, Morins, and Toucan. I changed the channel stuff to celebrate with me and Toucan winning like 6 matches and losing 2 matches.

The thing is that if you went on with a week of not getting warned, it meant that you were improving yes. But now then that changed and you started breaking rules again. 40 warns is a lot of warnings. Can you count from 1-40 with your fingers and thumbs? That's counting 1-5 at four times with both hands. Sugar most likely made a mistake or misinterpreted your question. Nobody can have "40" active warnings, the max warnings is about 4 and then you get autobanned by the system. Having over 40 warnings, regardless of active/nonactive will lead to a ban. Just how it is, man.

Hey all, I normally don't post anymore and it's really because I don't need to unless it's something urgent. The issue I'm hearing about is that staff such as moderators/trial moderators and maybe even administrators do not listen to the Head Administrators' decision. If there is a rule dispute, go along with the Head Administrator's jurisdiction. Another thing I'd like to point out, which happens frequently is that certain staff members refuse to listen to the Head Administrator and consistently bother Sugar Tits about said ruling that the Head Administrator gave out. Listen, real talk, Gazooks knows what's right and what's wrong and has common sense. He is also your superior for a reason. So, don't start stupid drama and hissy fights with him. I'm the same way as him and I'm always telling you all not to do something if I see something that you're not supposed to be doing. These are stories with moderators that fought over rulings that I can remember: (Gazooks' story) - Propblocking the entrance to the bank, forcing players to crouch (when you're the ones raiding). (Gazooks' story) - Using bullet-proof props instead of a damn concrete barrier while raiding bank. (My story) - Skybasing and arguing with me (Erston) that it's allowed. Remember, these Head Administrators are people who are put in charge and are the second highest rank so that the Superadmins can chill in peace and do things they want to do instead of babysitting the server 24/7 over every tiny thing. I expect you all to respect our decisions and not be a complete bitch about it, because if you can't have things your way and you're a moderator who is literally the embodiment of aids, you'll be demoted for not having common sense and will be replaced by someone competent who is on the waitlist/application thread. TL;DR - If you have a problem with a Head Administrator, suck it up, respect their decision. If you really think what they said is wrong, get another Head Admin, if you really want to be a complete bitch, write a thread on the forum instead of spamming the Superadmins and wasting their precious time. Thanks.

I'm Puerto Rican, my real name is Carlos Manuel Cecilio Rodríguez Santiago.

Well I did change the -1 to a +1 because of the inconsistency from Johnny Rebel about the Spoon incident.

Well like I said. The thing is that Johnny Rebel's screenshot shows you and the other spoons harassing Johnny Rebel. The screenshot literally shows you along with them. You were branded with the spoons in the harassment. But the thing with the screenshot and all of us -1ing your application is because it literally damaged your reputation. It doesn't matter if you did it for a few seconds or if you were joking around. It's on a screenshot and Johnny Rebel made a big deal out of it to us on Teamspeak about it. Now we have a post from Johnny Rebel above saying you had nothing to do with it despite the screenshot showing you and the spoons harassing him. It just really makes Johnny Rebel uncredible and whether or not we should just ban him for wasting our time with false reports with the constant changing story. Here's what Johnny Rebel told us: Spoons kept following him nonstop. Verbal harassment to him nonstop (claimed 30 mins). Would RDM him or keep on trying to mug him. Now he claims that you didn't have anything to do with it despite Bounce telling us it was a Zoidberg and Ravens. We also have a screenshot from Johnny Rebel incriminating YOU with the other Spoons (Ravens). Now, the thing with the -1 is that it created a bad image of you regardless if it's real. Bounce literally told us in Teamspeak that it was the spoons (the ravens and a zoidberg, which he will probably deny because his memory is fuzzy and it's been a few days, but that's what I remember him saying). That means YOU participated in some shape or form in that spoon incident. And if you didn't, well you did a heck of a job framing yourself up for that screenshot man. I don't hate you or anything. You're a nice guy, it's just this is one big stain that I don't think you can find yourself cleaning even if it was accidental. Also you need to upload the image to like imgur and not do "C:\Users\Race0Laptop\Pictures\New folder\Evidence.jpg"