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*Takes tea kettle off the stove top* I mean......... *Pours tea into a very fancy golden girls cup* You asked for it goober

@Rubik Maaaaaaaabey for Christmas I can get 100 hp dingus?

Ya see..... You WOULD be correct *Glances over at @Rubik* But our boy here nerfed me to 50 hp...... *COUGH MOTHER FUCKING SALTY COUGH* Asshole

*Hurriedly and anxiously brews more tea* Now hold up HOLD THE FUCK UP!!! *Crams birdseed in beak* HOLD OOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!

*Spits out tea that was off the floor* BITCH WHAT?!?!?!?........... Fuck now I gatta make more tea again *Sadly walks back to the kitchen.*

Gee wizz thanks for the negative rep dipshit real constructive *Sips tea off floor* Fuckin dork @Spys

Or at least do a fucking double xp thing for all classes or some shit? *Drops tea* fffffffffffffffffffFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK!!!!!

*Sips on birdseed flavored tea*.......... I think @Rubik Should be forced to show up on the server for a couple hrs on Christmas day. 3hrs max. *Takes another sip like a gentlebird*

*SPITS BIRDSEED OUT* HOW THE FUCK YOU GONNA GIVE ME NEGATIVE REP FOR THAT CMONNNNNN

*Chomps on some birdseed* I mean........ I am a giant bird and have pets....... *Chokes on said birdseed*

fair enough fair enough

And trust me. Me and @Blue. Legit have had 5 sits over this. I have real laws put in there but I word it funny as a joke lol. 5 sits at the beginning of the birdmayor arch lol Its the whole character, Piper is supposed to be the pet bird of the mayor but he wants to be the mayor to rule the town with an iron fist. These "Laws" are to provoke a revolt. And 9/10 it does. I wish i could stay as the bird model when i get elected but sadly that will never happen . People seem to really like the character since the day I started making these anti gooner laws hell mother fuckers vote for piper almost every time XD

And the RP is that the bird mayor HATES the whole town. Half of yall are gooners/ weebs/furries or femboys lol.

Brother it used to be all furries weebs and femboys are aos lol THAT IS WITH @Blue. REVISIONS XD

"The fact that I have to explain these laws is ridiculous talk to my secretary for fucks sake!"(Piper the bird mayor) The laws in effect for those in pipers words "Who are to spaghetti brained to fucking read them." Are the following 1 Cummings is now illegal!(PD can search anyone/ anything for suspected cummies!) - Explanation PD IS TO FUCKING HARRAS AND SEARCH ANYONE FOR ILLEGAL SHIT. 2. Gooning is now illegal!(Any Kissing/ Kidnapping is aos/10k fine!) - Explanation, THIS IS TARGETING ANYONE WITH THE KISSING SWEP/ CULTISTS/ KIDNAPPERS PRETTY FUCKING STRAIGHT FOWARD BUT I STILL HAVE DIPSHITS COMPLAINING ABOUT IT IN PD. SHOCKER THE 2 FUCKING BRAIN CELLS IT TAKES TO READ AND COMPREHEND? 3. Furries are to be shamed/ Anime weebs are to blame/ Femboys should be thrown in the lake. - Explanation, Legit just a joke law I'm not condoning any type of harassment to femboys............ otherwise yea no I'm dead ass fuck weebs fuck furries! THIS LAW HAS BEEN REVISED 5 FUCKING TIMES IN MULTIPLE SITS WITH @Blue. I REFUSE TO NOT MAKE THIS LAW ITS TOO GOOD. ANY OTHER LAWS THAT THE BIRDMAYOR MAKES REAL OR FAKE SHOULD BE EITHER TAKEN AT FULL VALUE OR REVOLTED AGIANST. ANY FURTHER QUESTIONS SHOULD BE SENT TO HIS IMAGINARY SECRITARY THAT DOES NOT ACTUALLY EXIST. FUCK OFF PIPPER PIPER THE BIRDMAYOR

Bird hunt.............. im bored to be blunt lol I miss it when pitchforks were raised the second I became mayor. Now I have to beg for a revolt Or better yet A bird boss fight cause my player model can hold guns, Have me spawn in with a minigun and a ridiculous amount of health and people gatta kill piper lol

Wait shit I dont have paypal i have cash app

I bought that cc player model like 3 days ago and have responded with a new player model @Rubikplease respond.