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    I am not crazy!

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    55 minutes ago, LeGerbs said:

    Bro these snak club tajin toasted corn snacks are so fucking good. 

    Just a reminder to all the browniexicans here that tajin is originally an Amazigh, Moroccan dish before being a weird overrated seasoning.

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    I am not crazy!

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    1 minute ago, Sae said:
    1. You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse of in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover into a state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy
    2. being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted sac religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. Rhodes Island would have been better off if you'd never joined us. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this worlds finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet you manage to make it so that that is only a small part of the evil that is your being. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have
    3. predicted such an eldrich abomination, but here you are. It’s hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to before this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors if they failed would have to many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring. You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the infected plague
    4. apparently only happened with the goal of teaching humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankind’s greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created. If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched. You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again. The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe. I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just gone down here, and I would spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating working as hard and efficiently as possible, yet there is not even a
    5. snowballs chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world. You are an irresponsible, idiotic, disgusting, unloved, horrible excuse for a living being who’s soul contains less humanity than every ginger in history combined. The absolute disgust I feel when thinking about anything that has even a slight resemblance to anything that might have to do with you and your unholy actions is so incredibly great that when I am honest about it I think that even I do not posses a consciousness great enough to comprehend my own feelings about it. When people of Columbia fought to break free from Lungmen, countless soldiers fought and lost their lives in favor of a chance at a better future for their children, they did not give their lives to have you fuck the world up beyond repair to the degree that you are doing right now. Honestly, even when technology advances and studies on the subject become more and more accurate, I do not think humanity will ever truly be able to understand what your failure actually means for the universe. My hate for you and everything you stand for is so much deeper than the depths of Shambala that you could probably take the entire Lungmen population down there and back up around twenty million times before you would have sunk to the end of my hate, and honestly, I do not want to exaggerate, but I think that that insult was low balling it such a massive amount that all
    6. mountains in this world combined would not be able to stack up to this imprecise judgement in light of the fact that when being honest, my hate is almost certainly bottomless. There is no one in this world that has ever loved you, and especially after what you just did, no one will ever love you in the future either. There is no hope that your idiotic behavior and especially your crooked soul will ever change for the better, and in fact quite the opposite might be true. By making the mistake that you just did, you have shown me that you are so incredibly hopeless that you will only devolve into a more idiotic and wretched creature than you already are. The only possible way in which your future would be brighter than the black hole your existence currently is would exclusively be because there is absolutely no conceivable way that you would even be able to sink lower than the pathetic place your current failure has put you in.

      A truly remarkable work of art by our lord and savior Haze_of_dream.

    this is a masterpiece wtf

    Hi :3

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    Posted

    1 hour ago, Kilobyte said:

    [Verse: Lois Griffin]
    It seems today that all you see
    Is violence in movies and sex on TV

    [Bridge: Peter Griffin]
    But where are those good old-fashioned values...

    [Bridge: The Griffins]
    On which we used to rely?!

    [Chorus: All]
    Lucky there's a family guy!
    Lucky there's a man who
    Positively can do
    All the things that make us...

    [Fill: Stewie Griffin]
    Laugh and cry!

    [Outro: All]
    He's our Family Guy!

    Stewie Griffin:

    Aquí Stewie, el genio, comienza el festín,
    contra un perro y un padre, ¿qué más puedo pedir?
    Mi inteligencia es un arma, mi sarcasmo un bisturí,
    frente a mi, Brian y Peter, simplemente son aprendices.

    Brian, escribes libros que nadie quiere leer,
    y Peter, tu inteligencia parece desaparecer.
    Soy un bebé prodigio, con planes maestros,
    frente a ustedes dos, simplemente soy el mejor.

     

    Brian:

    Brian aquí, el canino con más clase,
    frente a un bebé tirano y un padre que fracasa.
    Stewie, con tus inventos, siempre terminas mal,
    y Peter, tu vida es un chiste, un show sin final.

    Hablo de temas profundos, soy el perro pensador,
    frente a mis argumentos, son solo un error.
    En esta batalla de rap, yo soy el rey,
    dejando a estos Griffin en segundo y tercer ley.

     

    Peter Griffin:

    ¡Ja! Soy Peter, el patriarca, el jefe de la casa,
    contra un bebé y un perro, esta batalla es una farsa.
    Stewie, con tus planes, siempre te veo fallar,
    y Brian, en serio, ¿otro libro vas a empezar?

    Soy el alma de la fiesta, el rey de la diversión,
    mi vida es una aventura, sin ninguna restricción.
    En esta batalla de rap, yo traigo la alegría,
    frente a un bebé y un perro, soy la pura sabiduría.

     

    Stewie Griffin:

    Peter, tu "sabiduría" es solo ignorancia disfrazada,
    y Brian, tu "profundidad" es solo una fachada.
    Soy Stewie, el cerebro, el futuro de la nación,
    en esta batalla, demuestro mi superioridad sin cuestión.

     

    Brian:

    Stewie, siempre tan ácido, pero falta de acción,
    y Peter, tu vida es solo una serie de confusión.
    Soy Brian, el equilibrio, la voz de la razón,
    en esta batalla, demuestro mi superior composición.

     

    Peter Griffin:

    Stewie, el pequeño con delirios de grandeza,
    y Brian, el perro con una eterna tristeza.
    Soy Peter, el gigante, el corazón de esta casa,
    en esta batalla, mi humor es quien arrasa.

     

    Stewie Griffin:

    En fin, veo que ni uno ni otro pueden competir,
    contra mi ingenio, simplemente no pueden resistir.
    Soy Stewie Griffin, el rey de la ironía,
    en esta batalla de rap, demuestro mi valentía.

     

    Brian:

    Stewie, siempre tan arrogante, pero te falta madurar,
    y Peter, siempre tan alegre, pero te falta reflexionar.
    Soy Brian, el perro con una mente sin igual,
    en esta batalla, mi ingenio es letal.

     

    Peter Griffin:

    Stewie, el pequeño dictador con pañales que cambiar,
    y Brian, el perro que no deja de ladrar.
    Soy Peter Griffin, el alma de esta familia,
    en esta batalla de rap, mi carisma brilla.

     

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    wAllahi I did not read a single word on these 7 pages but I saw the word "application" and the Tmod app system need to be brought back to what it was before I saw the old questions they're so much better and for the love of God stop asking for revamps of the app 

    a topic that'll end friendships and probably get hidden for drama mongering. (i was advised to make forum posts in my recent appeal)

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    Posted

    20 minutes ago, Ember said:

    The Head Honcho Ironfish1 Tyler, the Creator Arrested for Inciting a Riot at SXSW | Pitchfork

    Something is rotten in TitsRP, and it's name is Ironfish. He's (in my opinion) why everyone is leaving. He loves demotions and community removals, and for some reason the admins support it. He added a rule without making a changelog then used that rule to justify community removing someone right after. Rubik had to add the changelog after the fact. He also changed a rule while someone's report was up in order to give a staff member a strike, and then demanded the staff member's demotion on the next strike. If that right there doesn't get someone demoted idk what will. He's an icefuse cancer. Mans told me in the call the day before I was demoted that he doesn't view anyone on the staff team as his friend, he views them as subordinates. He'll deny that because it will make him look bad, but anybody that knows me would know that I'm not much of a liar.

    There's a reason why staff are being demoted and leaving at a crazy rate. Ironfish makes demotion votes at every possible chance. And then all of his followers support it.

     

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    ^this is a gamenight type beat

    The only reason I'm saying anything is because I can't count how many people have reached out to me about Ironfish. I can't do nothing about the guy. Anybody that says anything about him or dislikes him seems to be ousted pretty quickly. I guarantee you that if Ironfish was removed from staff, most of the issues brought up here would be squashed. Goatnuts said something about how the smod team seems to run everything, and that is 100% what's happening. See the above picture of 7 different people with fish1 at the end of their name and tell me it ain't walter happening all over again.

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    Pet Suggestions Megathread

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    Posted

    6 hours ago, Bucket of Sick said:

    I got a few

    Sponegbob pet in honor of Stepehn Hillenburg #RIP

    a hot pocket

    Soldier TF2 in honor of Rick May #RIP

    an Oompa Loompa (Gene Wilder)

    Garfield In retaliation against Chris Pratt voicing Garfield

     Bob Ross in loving memory of the man, the myth, and legend himself

    Billy Nye The Science Guy

    Mr Rogers in memory of my neighbor

     

     

     

    DON'T TAP GO SLEEP DON'T TAP BROTHER WHY YOU TAP ? SLEEP !

     

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    • Sad Clown 1

    hey guys

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    Posted

    7 hours ago, GoatNuts said:

    *cums*

    After reviewing the evidence, I have came to the conclusion that the player did indeed break a few rules and i'll be a +1 a Permaban for Excessive Furry Cosplaying and Spasniard Nationalism

     

     

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