[LB] VALLEYOFDEA7H Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 A plane crashed on the border of Israel and Jordan, where do they bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors. Two strangers walked into a bar and were instantly knocked out, what happened? They literal ran into a bar. Bar; a long rod or rigid piece of wood, metal, or similar material.. Mine is similar to yours. The first one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODA Envy Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 Mine is similar to yours. The first one. Yours reminded me of mine lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoosh Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 What word can be written forward backward or upside down and can still be read from left to right? Answer :NOON An old man wanted to leave all of his money to one of his three sons, but he didn't know which one he should give it to. He gave each of them a few coins and told them to buy something that would be able to fill their living room. The first man bought straw, but there was not enough to fill the room. The second bought some sticks, but they still did not fill the room. The third man bought two things that filled the room, so he obtained his father's fortune. What were the two things that the man bought? Answer :The wise son bought a candle and a box of matches. After lighting the candle, the light filled the entire room. You live in a one story house made "entirely of redwood". What color would the stairs be? answer: reply this one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cullen Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 You live in a one story house made "entirely of redwood". What color would the stairs be? answer: reply this one! It's a one story house, so how can there be any stairs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoosh Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 You live in a one story house made "entirely of redwood". What color would the stairs be? answer: reply this one! It's a one story house, so how can there be any stairs... He has BRAINZ! lol yup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODA Envy Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 Yo if yo girl left to go to her 90 year old grandpas funeral in Alabama and she left her fresh bagel on the counter in the kitchen and her grandma walk in the front door naked lookin 18 while you in the shower buying groceries from k-mart but whatchu finna do to her bagel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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