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I also agree with this, make the Monke pet useful instead of "hahaha funny monke piss on people"

IGN: Monkey Burger Discord: Monke Borge#3333 Favorite Candy: Burgers

The Beefy Burger by Monkey Burger Monkey Burger looked at the beefy burger in his hands and felt high. He walked over to the window and reflected on his cringe surroundings. He had always hated depressing TitsRP with its round, fantastic wet fountain. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel high. Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Ronald McDonald. Ronald was a selfish clown with epic arms and yummy feet. Monkey gulped. He glanced at his own reflection in the fountain. He was a hungry, but full of hate. An Arizona™ Mucho Mango drinker with beef arms and wet feet. His friends saw him as a beefy, cautious chef. Once, he had even helped a hungry Arizona™ Mucho Mango cross the road. But not even a hungry person who had once helped a hungry Arizona™ Mucho Mango cross the road, was prepared for what Ronald had in store today. The rain hammered like a golden shower, making Monkey goofy. As Monkey stepped forward he noticed Ronald came closer, he could see that flipping smile on his face. "I am here because I want burgers," Ronald bellowed, in a sinister tone. He slammed his fist against Monkey's chest, with the force of 9808 bird's. "I frigging hate you, Monkey Burger." Monkey looked back, even more goofy and still fingering the beefy burger. "Ronald, kill yourself," he replied. They looked at each other with goober'd feelings, like two petite, pretty pig mukbang at a very balls PD raid, which had reggae music playing in the background and two cock uncles drinking to the beat. Suddenly, Ronald lunged forward and tried to punch Monkey in the face. Quickly, Monkey grabbed the beefy burger and brought it down on Ronald's skull. Ronald's epic arms trembled and his yummy feet wobbled. He looked chortle, his body raw like a bad, bitter blunt. Then he let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Ronald McDonald was dead. Monkey Burger went back inside and made himself a nice drink of Arizona™ Mucho Mango. THE END

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