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TitsRP Wars, Episove IV: A New Hope The day, is January 18th 2016. Another sunny day in TitsRP. Erston is a red Teletubbie. In fact, he's the only red teletubbie in town. Other teletubbies come in purple, green, and yellow... but Erston is surely a keeper. He's unique, special, or possibly even retarded. He was taking a stroll down the main roads near the PD. He was contacted by Daddy Dogeo, who goes by "Mickey Moosee" and Dogeo, "Bosco".These two doglike beings promised people an entertainment show. $100! What a deal! Something cool, right? The Red Teletubbie known as Erston paid up, excited to see what was in store for the magic show. People lined up, people appeared, we all stood in front of the magic trick eager to happen. And then it happened. Literally nothing. Erston was frustrated, he was lied to! He thought, "Nobody makes a fool out of me!" and decided to confront the con artist businessdog himself. Unfortunately, the coward hid behind unsuspecting customers. Within moments, Erston threw molotovs at the dogduos, but they got what they wanted in the end, our money, with no refunds.... PERMANENTLY. And then it turned out that their descendants, "Bosco Jr." and "Mickey Jr." were planning to follow their ancestor's ways and hit up the scamming business on TitsRP tomorrow. But don't worry, Erston Jr. is on his way. Erston Jr. will cleanse the server of evildoers. Join us next time on TitsRP Wars Episode V: Dogeo Strikes Back. TitsRP Episode VI: Return of the Teletubbie is now in pre-production.

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Hey Tits when I ger home can I msg you about some things to optimize a server? This girl I know is making one and imma help her! and also try to get some pussy

January 16th Changelog Adjusted Corrupt for them to be unable to execute jailed players until a workaround is made so that an NLR bubble does not appear if they die while being in the cells.

I think a "stun gun" that freezes players for 1-3 seconds, wants them if it hits and then arresting could be a cool idea

ARE YOU NOW?

In the event that our lord and savior, Erston decides to go ham and somehow manages to acquire a lethal weapon of doom, aka the "SBC Cannon". It is advised that you: a.) RDM him immediately so he loses it. b.) Run from imminent doom. c.) Ban him up to 60 minutes if he decides to lose it and goes on a MULTIKILL rampage. It is heavily advised that you do not: a.) attempt to capture the wild Erston, he is armed and dangerous b.) fail to RDM him and make him accidentally crossfire 20+ people. c.) give him more ammo for the SBC Cannon.

yeah my time as VIP was great, no sits, and all the mods im in a sit with never taking my side because they think im full of shit. its great

we'll miss you.

He didn't go on an alt account to ban evade and he was less of a whiner. Ban appeal denied and like I said, you're permanently banned. Farewell.

Your temper and mass rule breaking is what landed you the ban. You also used an alt account to come back. Spread me on bread and call me jelly, because I ain't unbanning you.

Well I actually just got TOTO, the other head admin to promote Jecanerd and I hope he guides them.

Well, here's my take on the staff. The majority is necessary due to the huge popularity of the server. I, a single person, can't manage all of them, do sits, apply some fixes, and play as a player. The problem is that most staff on the server doing their job, is that it's also probably their first roleplaying server gig. They don't know the ins and outs, but they're forced to make decisions on the spot based on their intuition. Someone like AdrianZ wouldn't know that anything past the lobby doors of PD is actually AoS by default because people put signs up to clarify. Though he can easily put the fact that trespassing in anyone's building is AoS and entering government property is KoS, he isn't going to make the connection and will assume that you have to place a sign. That's fine, it's not a wrong judgment from what he knows and understands. Most sits require common sense and a deeper understanding of how role-playing works, but it's not entirely on staff. Then you have silly moderators like Disco Soup Can, who hears and sees that Taj, an admin, and the other Head Admin arresting players for j-walking as per their lawboard, getting banned instantly without even a jail or a sit. That's wrong and I trained some of you staff to actually not instant-ban players. Honestly, staff that didn't put 1 and 1 together that there are two fucking idiots screaming "NO J-WALKING!!!" should be demoted. If you heard that line, you would assume that its a law that the dumb ass corrupt mayor put up. Obviously there are exceptions like if you are already spectating a player you think is doing something and they're on thin ice as you talked to them before, but no communication or talk + going directly off dlogs and seeing in the center of your screen that lots of people being arrested is honestly retarded. I've seen staff ban someone for arresting a ton of players that were tresspassing and raiding someone's house because that staff member was like "he mass rda people when they were raiding". Then you apparently have Bosco, according to players, who does little to no sits and afks in his base farming money with friends. That's fine, he does sits, but he's mostly a roleplayer with staff privileges like an emergency staff member, much like how the great Neko Sam was and can't be seriously taken as staff. Staff are usually afk because they do sits throughout the entire day. I mean look at you, you would get off the server after a few sits and we'd use to play csgo to relax from the mess that regular players cause everyday. So I think the staff is fine, we just need more to migitate stress amongst staff. We can't afford to lose staff and burden the remainder. That's basically what happened to me all year where I'm the sole staff on several dozen occasions where everyone leaves because they're "stressed" after like 4-5 sits and then end up resigning, leaving only me to deal with stuff. But at the end of the day, you're going to need proof, a recording on what these staff members are doing wrong. Commando isn't even on anymore and most likely for a maximum of like 30 mins, I'm on a break to wonder what else can I be doing instead of GMOD, and Sugar is probably also on a break.

According to TS folks, you were arrested for jwalking. You then yelled it was RDA when Taj had numerous lawboards up saying no jwalking. You then became SWAT and taunted him saying you can't ban shit and you were going to arrest him for jwalking when he was swat. Ban is justified.

Using alt accounts will result in both accounts to be permabanned. Nazi and I can actually check IPs and IPs have slight variations even under the same household. We'll look into it.

I usually ban mass rdmers as they're in the act or I catch them about to do something. I will be 100% honest with you. 80% of our staff literally base in some giant ass warehouse and afk there with bitcoin miners and printers. That is a fact. They do it because they're all burnt out and want to play as a regular player once in a while. Sorry to hear that our staff are not living up to your expectations. I hope they will readjust.

I'll talk to him.

I used plogs today just fine. It goes through ascending order instead of descending order for recent actions.

Later I guess. You know staff who are demoted can always come back, right? Blacnova and Judy came back.

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this is what happens when i make everyone teletubbies