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Well actually, yes I would! I would like to tell my journey story of wanting to join the press. It would make my day if I were accepted. I'm going to let you in on a little story.
Once apon a time, there was a little boy who went by the name Max. This young boy was ever so amazed about the cool jobs that the press got to do. He was a nosy little runt, and enjoyed knowing about everyone's business, which is exactly what the press got to do. One day he was busy avoiding homework by playing on the popular sandbox-based game called Garry's Mod, that he didn't notice his dad got a job at the press office. When he went downstairs to have some dinner with his family, for his family ate together every single day, he noticed that his family was buzzing with conversation. "What's all of this about?" asked the young Max. "Well your Dad is now employed at the TitsRP News!" replied his mother. Max was awestruck at how someone he knew for all his life had suddenly become so important and cool. His Dads image had changed in his mind ever since that day. A couple days have gone by and he was curious about how the Press made all their newspapers, so he asked his Dad about it. "Well son," said his dad, "you see, we run sort of a research gossip thing. We have reporters who work their butts off getting stories which then our editors compile together and it's all published in a newspaper called 'The TitsRP News'". Max was so awestruck from this explanation that he just had to join the press. "Dad, Dad! How can I join the newspaper team!" " he cried. "Well it's simple, all you have to do is ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
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