OK, im going to be honest here. That image is BAD ASS, but I think I have a new image that will KNOCK. YOUR. SOCKS. OFF.
This was actually taken at my sons 1 year birthday bash, as you can see mixing 14 Coors lights and a handful of homegrown Carolina Reaper Peppers really makes for a great show for the kiddos. We also invited about 30 folks from the combination Hooters / Taco Bell down the road, lets just say they all wanted my autograph!