[DARK MAGIC] How to summon Sugar in game

[Presiii]

As your local Dark Magic Expert, I would like to put out my first tutorial. It involves summoning the server owner and making him do your bidding (if it's not to much, he may just say "fuck you" and leave)

 

YOU WILL NEED:

1. Skull (real or a Halloween Store copy).

2. A wood stove

3. A bust of an Old Man (optional, but recommended)

4. Blood of a human

 

STEPS:

1. Place the stove against a wall, pipe facing into the wall.

2. Place skull onto the LEFT side of the stove (left from the front, right from the back).

3. (OPTIONAL) Set bust in front of stove.

4. Obtain human, shoot them ONCE in the abdomen.

5. State these words LOUDLY: "Sugar! I summon thee! Approach my feet at once! I have given you all you need, now SUMMON"!

6. Enjoy your wish

 

Hope this helps all of you! Stay tuned for possible video tutorial later in November!

[breezy]

-1 false information, you actually need 2 wooden stoves, and a freshly cooked pot of meth.

[Levenaye]

IT MUST LOOK LIKE THIS OR IT WILL NOT WORK!

 

http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/571187356403154405/C22FDB03F7F533C9FEA33217889FBC7974AB4E29/

[Presiii]

For Breezy: That's to summon the lower left testicle of Cthulu, not Sugar Tits.

 

Fore Race0pone: that is not a stove, that is a box stove made of wood. The stove I am talking about is a WOODSTOVE, AKA a stove that burns wood. It may be between the years of 1897 to 1957. Try some yard sales.

 

REMEMBER: In my absence I cannot make a video tutorial. I will try once my Marching Band season is done (depending on my AP workload).

[Presiii]

Ya know what, I'm gonna record that tutorial RIGHT NOW!

 

It'll only take like 20 minutes or less.

 

After that I will resume my Temporary Hiatus.