Narf gets krunk

heck yea [video=youtube]

So, due to recent events on the server I've been contemplating why I even play on TitsRP anymore. I've played on this server for about a year and a month now and I've met some good and bad people. There's this thing my friends and I made up ages ago called the "Narf Effect", which is basically a way to describe how a server changes positively and negatively due to prolonged exposure to me. And, well, this server really changed my perspective on that stance because it never really changed once I joined, I just kind of Fit in. Back then, the server was a small community and everyone knew everyone which was cool. Back then, the Staff were actually people that didn't abuse their positions and they were open to suggestions. Even Sugar was active back then. Then, after a certain youtuber played on the server, we started to get a lot of exposure, the server started gaining populous and things got a bit wacky. Sugar started further implementing the donator class and donations in general. Now, this is highly opinionated, but I believe this is when the server really got bad. It got rid of that special grind that keeps people joining darkrp servers and the balance in weapons and raiding equipment. The server went from fuq to fuqq real quick. At about this time I got my first aux cord and things really got wacky. I'm not saying wacky in a bad way, because mic spamming has really let me bond with people and people really enjoy just a little bit of laughter once in a while. I will take this opportunity now to say how sorry I am to the people whom I hindered whilst I was mic spamming, because honestly, I know how you feel. Once, I was a very serious person, and I couldn't not take things seriously and that was when I was only truly broken. Back then I was a Super Admin on ICE darkrp and lets just say that server has seen some bad shit. To be honest I only played on it because the staff was so poorly educated and you could get away with anything. This was mostly because you could buy moderator positions *foreshadowing*. That is why this server was a refresher for me and it really opened me up as a person; I could really live on this server. People enjoyed my presence and people wanted to see me join the server, unlike on ICE where if you joined as a person with a staff position people saw it as a time to stop mass rdming. At about December is when I met some of my greatest buddies, DankBeef, and Futuristic rush (not really, hes kind of weird). We played on this server all the time and they really enjoyed my wacky personality. At the time I completely disregarded their donator positions because, like me, they had been playing on the server for a decent amount of time, and they earned that shit yo. But after a while, I realized how tedious the system for donating is, and also how unfair it is. I can recall countless amounts of times where they asked sugar to add a new weapon or player model to their class that they were sharing and it was added, but as a new job and not to their class. I can also recall the countless amounts of times they were angrily screaming at me about it. Around this time my micspam was the supreme meme and I was pretty much god. People liked me, and staff respected me. It was the life. The good life. After like a month or two of inactivity (because my friend bought me 2k17 fuc yea) I joined the server again and some of the older people were on, and they were like "HOLY SHIT ITS NARF" and "Is that the real Narf?". I greeted them with my holy spirit and I played until around like 11:00 pm. At around 11:00pm this kid joined named Blacnova. Now, Blaccy, is a very (nice) person that I (enjoy having around). That kid ruined this server for me. He became a moderator a month after that and at around that time the server's map changed to evocity. That mapchange was some shit. The hud was broken,the cars lagged the server, basically nobody liked it. This is when I had my first quarrel with the upset child, Blacnova. So from what I remember, these guys were propblocking a certain tunnel and it was very annoying, so, being me, I started micspamming and pissing them off. One of my friends was a cop so we drove his car into the wall repeatedly and blew it up to kill them. Blacnova was the only moderator on at the time and the kids who were propblocking were friends with him on steam so he was very one sided. My friend and I were calmly telling him the situation and his friends were like "dude, you know were weren't doing anything wrong" and every time I would talk they were like "SHUT UP" "YOU DON'T KNOW THE RULES". Well basically, I was banned for a week for no reason and I got really pissed so I started this little feud on the forums. Not going to lie, I had a lot of fun doing it too. The forums were very new and It was poorly moderated so it was kind of an enjoyment to hurt the thing that hurt me (psychopathic I know). Fast forward to yesterday. I got on at a late time because my friend weepur and I wanted to play something and our only active friend was a bum. We started playing and I wanted to try out this..... well, you know the rest. Basically, I've had a lot of fun on this server and I've given a lot to this server. It has also taken from me. Mentally I've changed, I'm more loose and crazy. The wild side of me has been out too long. I just want to go back to being mr. prim and proper once again. Its been really fun guys, goodbye. - Narf ;) [video=youtube] following this post I am mass rdming on the server to hopefully get permabanned And just so I'm really gone;

I want to drin k s o m e a p p l e j u i c e

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- cancer

Probably the funniest part is the help requests piling up in the top left corner of the screen

Blacnova trust poll this is barely an anonymous opinion of the server population if you delete this I know where you are coming from, but it just goes to show you (blacnova) can't take opinions.

ITS SO FUNNY [video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4omT3FaVaY

you need memes, its the only way. it has to be a quick injection

1. play darkrp normally 2. play darkrp normally 3. play darkrp normally dude you treat it like its an attack on your sanity, homes its just a prank chill out micspam is just for fun, not to torture you guys just be chill and live a little. maybe if your thumb wasn't 100 miles into your ass it would be funny but i guess you a toasty ass nigga.

hey, gang. Its time to get nice and toasty by the fire with your old pappy, Narf. I really like this server, and I have really mastered everything that you can master in it (except abusing my administrator privilages, thats blacknoba's job). But when you master everything, there is really nothing else you can do other than just fuck around. I resort to micspam. Micspam is when, well, you really fuck with peoples ears. Its my art, and I'm going to teach you all my greatest secret: HOW TO ACTUALLY FUCKING DO IT so first you want to NOT use stereo mix at all costs, because it is useless and it is pretty fucking awful (it echos everything that goes on on your computer) then once you become a grade A pussy slayer by not doing that you can start actually preparing to micspam. ok here are the real steps; 1. have a phone you cheap shit 2. go to any department store and pick up a decent auxiliary cord (aka AUX cord) that has an ok length (like enough to have your phone in a decent location when you are playing different songs). 3. Head to your computer. where else would you go you fucking retard? 5. plug that shit into your phone and your computer like so; [video=youtube] 29. turn on your phone. 1999999999999999999999999999999999999999. start playin those phat beets yo you are now a fucking disappointment good job. :heart: - Narf -edit- there also is this annoying command that keeps your mic on called +voicerecord it may help

there is a glitch. this happens when someone uses a weapon like the baseball bat or one of the csgo knifes on one wheel of the wheelchair, end me.

seriously though why can't people have a good time, its a great server

ayo my nigga light mee up too my shit is gone :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :D :D :D REAL NIGGA HOURS