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April 28

When I have saved shadow removed props it saves the props but not the shadow remover effect. would be nice qol if it saved that

April 27

14 hours ago, smer said:

you really think it's funny, but it's fucking not. you should not be making light of this situation.

im sending pics and links to the addon link to nintendo rn pussy

April 25

Selling mario pet

March 22

On 3/14/2024 at 11:32 PM, David Davidson said:

99.999% of the time they're used to troll crowds.

They're like 20 seconds of eye rape and there's no way to track who threw them in logs

hyperbole.

strawman on flashbang enjoyers.

no thought out argument.

March 16

23 hours ago, Kamala Gekido said:

Hyder is gone. I have a reason to actually play the server again.

1 player has a vice grip on what u do is crazy

March 15

On 3/9/2024 at 3:16 AM, Spartan said:

2024 Bird Speed Competition

(3/8/2024)-(4/8/2024)

Future aviators of TitsRP. Do you want to soar through the sky at blazing speeds for a chance to win a grand prize? Then you have found your place! Starting today I am holding a competition to see who can achieve the fastest time on my course.

Only rules are to stay flying the entire run(Exception being If you stop mid-air but regain flight before hitting ground, this is okay). No outside help, and no other shenanigans, if you do something tricky I have final say.

What are we competing for? Nothing other than the RARE Hobo Pet. Having found this one myself I wanted a fun way of giving it away rather than a basic lottery. There may be bonus prizes given out to the individual that manages to poop on the most people during their run.

The course goes as follows: Starting position on top of the pipe

Finish line(must land on concrete):

There is no set path you must follow. Simply reach the concrete island from the pipe in as short a time as possible. You are encouraged to find your own path so chart your course before mastering your flying techniques! My personnel time is 51.44 seconds. This was just after a couple runs and should be easily toppled, you may use the path in my run although it may not be the most efficient.

To submit your time all you need to do is upload a clip of your run and put it in the replies here. I use the default windows game capture(explaining the video quality) but you can use any software. There is no need to set up a timer like I did as I will be reviewing and timing all of your videos myself. This competition ends on April the 8th(4/8/2024) so start letting your wings out!

Flying tips and tricks: If you find it hard to actually lift off the ground try doing it moving backwards!

Low on health from falling out of the sky so often? Press R to squawk and regain your health!

Side strafing can lead to insane speeds! Be sure to up your dpi if you want to handle those hard turns.

cool story bro ur still a massive pussy

February 22

2 hours ago, HellHound said:

How many fucking times has Haze been community exiled now? 3? 4?

How come you aren't community exiled right now with a neo nazi profile picture?

February 17

content going back to 0 no more reddit debates server dead gl

February 15

On 2/14/2024 at 5:58 AM, wolf2297 said:

debate

On 2/14/2024 at 8:47 AM, Haze_of_dream said:

including KOS.

can you please quote the rule in the motd where it says cops can decide to kos people for trying to enter the first room of pd, which isnt even aos by default.

Once you cannot quote it I hope to see an apology to the people you have rdmed thinking you can set your own rules and kos people entering pd without a law from the mayor.

edit also the main point of the forums post, if that were allowed it would set the precedent that cops can just go around and block anything that isnt technically an npc such as fishing rod closets, hit phones and gambling machines, which obviously isn't allowed.

January 2

45 minutes ago, vbov said:

theres not ONE way theres SO MANY WAYS THAT IT WILL TAKE ME ABOUT 30minutes to TYPE EM ALL,

i understand its fun and allat but someone will use it for bad and then what the fuck we ban them for? PROP MINGE?

Example if we punish them for prop minge because of this exploit (yes its a exploit for fucks sake) ; Player on titsrp: Another mod i think terrry and Agro said its not prop minge EITHER entity abuse

EXPLOITING?

Example if we punish them for exploiting because of this EXPLOIT (yes its a exploit for fucks sake); The player that got in trouble for using it to raid/do some other bad act: WHY DO YOU GUYS NOT FIX IT THEN ?!?!?!?!

then what the fuck we do?

sticky grenading through walls was considered an exploit for some time aswell, but since its better and more fun to have it exist its not fixed. you cant use disguise swep in raids anyways (example being picked up and launched in doesnt use this and not allowed) + you can literally damage the disguised person with 1 point of damage from anything to take them out of the disguise.

anything that can be misused should be banned with your logic. what if someone misuses an sbc cannon? do we remove sbc cannon? what if someone is misusing the arrest baton? should arrest batons be removed aswell?

keep fun in the video game

edit also every time anything with raid is mentioned 58 people who never raid in their life come out of the woodworks talking

January 2

dont fix this prop hunt printer is too fun + theres no way to abuse this

October 9, 2023

13 hours ago, Dev1 said:

Like the other staff members mentioned, I explicitly ask for negative rep. The "bug" you talk about is a description you get in the tab menu when you reach -100 and was never actually hard coded to demote anybody afaik. "[-100] ={name = "Baddest Boy", desc = "Demote", once = true}"

Regardless, even if this was hardcoded then TMODs would be demoted if they reach -20 according to your logic. "[-20] = {name = "Bad Boy", desc = "If you're a trial mod, demote", once = true}" (possibility to be abused???!!!)

I understand you have a grudge against me for an unknown reason, however it's odd that you're blatantly ignoring that I ask for - rep to paint me as a bad person. If you have an actual issue with me being a staff member feel free to report it.

so true and as far as i know nothing was hard coded on the server ever because i didnt personally inspect it.

if you somehow are able to get -100 rep you shouldnt be staff and the reputation system is supposed to demote at -100 which it clearly isnt doing. Simple as. End of.

Fix it k-dog and rubik.

October 4, 2023

This is not intended. The reason is because the food tries to make your max hp higher than 135 which is a hard limit, but then removes the attempted amount of max hp when the effects end.
Example: +88max hp 1 minute will give you 135 max hp for 1 minute then put you back to 47 max hp until you either die or do something else that would alter your max hp

September 17, 2023

made some basic dupes that are pretty similar to popular ones used for basing for new players to use. feel free to make any alterations for your own wants or needs

all dupes have these things included:
3 fading doors (numpad 1,2,3 in order from first door)

all keypads place with dupe (code is 335)

1 camera outside (numpad 9)

recommended to use door alarms with the dupe

lower sewer basic refers to the most popular base in sewers that has 2 rooms, lower sewer basic 2 refers to the base neighboring the first one

might add more bases if wanted

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1CyyhC5rNHlId31YVBpPX_0yTXcYmyJXC?usp=drive_link

September 7, 2023

4 hours ago, 2can said:

No reason their shouldn't be a limit, I've been playing on the server a long time and ive never seen large billion dollar jackpot being played, about 99.9999999 percent of jackpots are under $15,000,000$ (15 million) that being said, there should be a limit.

No reason people should be putting in 1 billion makes no sense.

Im not depositing any $ until this is changed because it's not enjoyable or fun - got losers putting in 1.3bil in a 5million jackpot and who knows if this guy is the owner or co-owner or on a different account to steal money from players, when you have so much $ it's theoretically impossible to win. So it would make sense that they would do this because they know a certain player likes to deposit funds...etc (Just a thought I had)

Limit of 100mil bet or even lower OR two different jackpot games, one high roller and one low roller would be great and I think make the games more fun to pass the time when basing!

Hey man im said loser who sniped your 5 mil.

I want to make it clear that im not a co owner that was a bit of a troll on your expense my gullible little chungus.

You weren't planning on mentioning how you were trying to snipe someone betting 100k with 5 mil on that jackpot?

This guys join message is also something like "infamous jackpot sniper joined" or something like that so hes definitely ok with sniping if he is the one doing it.

It is not theoretically impossible to win, the ratio of money to "tickets" in the jackpot is 1:1 im pretty sure (someone said it was skewed towards lower bets). Apparently you already beat the "theoretically impossible" thing with a 300 mil win?

You should only bet money that you are willing to lose and I would suggest that you shouldnt be buying gmod money to bet with especially if you arent having fun, but you seem to have already came to that conclusion on your own. There is also an option to completely hide gambling if you are feeling addicted.

I dont think jackpot should be limited because of moments where people win a jackpot amount with a small bet but I am obviously biased.

When someone wins 1 bil from me with like 0.83% chance I will be ok with that, I just hope it wont be someone who pays for gmod money to gamble with and cries when they lose

The suggestion about different jackpots isnt horrible but it also doesnt solve the non-problem of people joining with more money than others. It conveniently does make it easy to snipe a new player betting 100k with 5 mil (or whatever the limit would be) without having the risk of someone else doing the same to you but with a bigger number, not to mention workarounds like having a party of many people joining with max limit.

If you really want to discourage sniping you would want odds to be more heavily skewed towards lower bets no matter the size but I suspect that would interfere with your low roller sniping

I hope this serious reply finds you well and you can now understand the reasons why you are being clowned on by people ❤

September 3, 2023

On 9/1/2023 at 10:06 PM, 2can said:

They will wait until the jackpot is only 10mil or under and snipe, If you put in 30 - 50mil, they wont try to snipe with their 1bil or 100mil, they sit and wait like >:O's for a small jackpot so they have 95% odds.

Wrong thanx for the 30 mil

August 26, 2023

Bank is dead and hasn't ever been in a sweetspot since the original rework imo

Problems:

Investing takes too long, most people forget about it
Raiders take out all the money even if you have insurance
Raiding bank happens when there is no banker playing
Banker has no incentive to play it other trying to juice the bank to raid it later or for bad xp

I think making the bank work around there being a banker actively playing beyond the investments not increasing should be the way to make the whole system more fun and rewarding.

My suggestion would be to:

Make the % increase exponential again and tune it where a max investment will reach the cap at around 3 hours. Example: 5% every 5 minutes maxes out a 75k investment after about 2 hours 40 minutes.
Make investments slowly depreciate while there is no banker playing, scaling with how much money is in the vault. Example: if vault is above 50 mil it will depreciate 20% every hour, between 50-25 mil it will depreciate 5% every hour and at 25 mil it depreciates with a flat 1 mil per hour until drained (numbers can be tweaked, example takes about 2 days to fully drain from a stacked 100 mil bank)
Make the bank c4 very heavily nerfed when there is not a banker playing.
Make insurance actually work and also make it only protect money up to 100k. also probably make it cost more than 2k. Maybe 10k to mirror 10% of the max money its protecting.
Make the banker get a cut from withdraw fees and insurance purchases similar to how mayor gets money from pd console so there is some incentive to play as the banker and get lots of people investing and then withdrawing. this way its also less incentive for the banker to just play it to increase the money for raiders later on

I believe that all this would make the entire process of bank money going from putting in money and forgetting about it to someone putting the money in and taking it out when they are done with their play session, unless it got raided during that time and the raiders got the money. I think it would also make it so raiding the bank would be about actually raiding the banker rather than the bank getting a bunch of investment then when the server is in low population hours a raider goes in and takes all the money without contest. If there is no interest from players to be the banker the money will go away like the old bank but instead of it being instantly deleted, people have a chance to take out their money before it is gone forever. With this change it would also be hard to get to a point like the past where the bank is juiced to 100 mil then raided every 2 days because it would require around 300 people to have investments while there has also been a banker consistently online to reach the 100 mil cap of the vault.
I think this revamp would reward players with less money while also making it not being easy to amass insane amounts of money for those who can afford to make the large bank raiding c4 at which point a gain of 300k in 3 hours isn't special

August 20, 2023

So you are saying that the smods are not very bright? I dont believe you

Btw did anyone hear about the new unwritten rule about mayor not being allowed to have dupes that block the desk in office? apparently its because they have buttons that cops need to use.

August 20, 2023

12 hours ago, Rubik said:

Texas hold'em or blackjack? Texas hold'em needs more than 1 player to begin.

Even if you are 2 people it wont give you cards but it will drain your money for big/small blind

August 15, 2023

What is your discord tag: dramamonger

What is your in-game name: Piklas

How many hours do you have in total: idk a lot

What could you bring to the table: insane raiding and basing skills and great gun skills also knowledge of unkown exploits and unused broken props

How often do you play: When i feel like

Message me on discord please if i am accepted

August 8, 2023

2 minutes ago, AflictoGaming said:

Wait you have to advert every time you use c4 to raid now?

Yeah its unwritten

August 7, 2023

4 minutes ago, etho414 said:

Been in the game for years surprised you haven't heard of it

Really? I only heard about it the other day wo im out of the loop

August 7, 2023

53 minutes ago, Tene said:

hi guys professional non raider input on this here, i think its a bit overpowered for the raider to be able to loophole this rule with timebombs, can we add into the rule that you must also advert for timebombs and limit to maybe 1 or 2? Thanks!

This is true the smod told me nothing about this loophole it needs a fix ASAP

August 7, 2023

17 minutes ago, Mumper said:

I'm assuming this was in response to new players not being able to base but now it seems the darkrp seesaw has tilted once again; fair for one and not the other.

yeah its a bit crazy

August 7, 2023

anyone else agree with this new unwritten rule about only being allowed to use 3 c4 just because basers can only use 3 fading doors makes it a bit too hard? Not only that but the fact that you have to advert every time you use one makes it so the opponents always know when the next one is coming....

heres a little clip showing what i mean

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all gun permissions i used in this video are sold by me contact me on discord if interested in buying (message request: piklas.)

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