[Anyone else notice this]

he did it, he made mexico pay for that wall.

 

now titsrp is surrounded by trump

[CP don’t get to vote in Unfuns for the mayor]

A good suggestion.

[Quitting, I guess]

ill miss you

 

love,

erston

[Goose causes model ragdolls]

Bug

 

Description: Ragdolls staying after I respawn.

 

 

How to reproduce:

-Go to Big Heart's CC or any class that has a goose on it (not through !ms)

-Die

-Wait for it to change to Goose and your HP gets set to like 0 or something for being weird

-Die and hope it changes to a new model.

-Die

-That non-goose model stays on the ground

 

Priority: Low

 

[A timer and cooldown for lockdown]

Today, Minop the Mayor put like a 30 minute lockdown with no reason and half the playerbase keeps getting arrested for walking out of spawn.

 

It clogs up sits, it actually wastes staff's time, and half the playerbase is unhappy.

 

TIMER for lockdown please.

[Just found some vintage videos from the old days]

[video=youtube]

 

Old TitsRP with old stun gun and boomboxes. And also ugly ass map that's always at sunset.

 

I also don't know I had -2 bajillion hp.

[Change revolt colors.]

Any news on this? OVO)9

[Mayor should not be allowed to lockdown during grace period.]

+1. Should be basic and not a hassle.

 

Many people loopholed this to basically have the server be an RDA/AOS or KOS for being outside and not indoors.

 

If the Mayor announces a lockdown, I'd like it so that it'd automatically kick them out of Grace period so they can die.

[Change revolt colors.]

Can we change the colors of defending PD to like blue or something?

 

I have Deuteranomaly (red-green color blindness) which affects basically my entire color spectrum and the way gmod handles red for revolters and orange for defending PD is straight up unidentifiable to me with all the lights going on in PD by players and just in general it's hard to tell who is who.

 

I 100% know this is like basically a me problem, but I think realistically it'd make sense if PD was colored all blue since PD is already blue-colored for their role ingame and it'd just make it easier to identify.

 

Like if it isn't an issue with code and just changing one line to make a different color, that'd be nice.

[Redefine your arrest positions]

so u mass rda’d as staff nice

 

mass arresting cause of jaywalking laws by mayor is rp ' v')9

[How to become a head admin]

yes

[Zek Mod Application]

i deleted all his warns like last year by accident.

 

that dude has like 500.

 

probably deserves respected tho

[[Changelog] For the DarkRP Server RULES]

August 4th Changelog

• Added a rule against countering someone to "defend" someone who is already dead.
  
• Edited having warns being adverted optional. Warns now have to be adverted and simple being verbal will not count
  

[Event System Showcase]

Nice man, but you need to work on your platforming skills to sell us your idea that this is worth investing our time into.

 

Just suggestions for the future.

[[Shitpost] BUFFS R NEEDED]

AIGHT LISTEN UP.

 

MOTORCYCLES AND CARS ARE FASTER THAN THE SPEED SWEPS. THEY CAN ALSO KILL.

 

THE MASTER SWORD AND THE RAILGUN PROPELLER THING ALSO ARE FASTER AND CAN KILL.

 

I DEMAND THAT THE SPEED SWEPS GAIN A 50% BOOST BECAUSE

 

FOR 1.) ITS CALLED THE FLASH SWEP, AND I AM THE FASTEST MAN ALIVE.

 

AND 2.) THE ZOOM SWEP NEEDS TO BE LIKE A ZOOM. LIKE *WHOOSH*

 

AND 3.) QUICKSILVER NEEDS TO BE QUICK.

 

BUT WE DONT MEET ANY OF THOSE CRITERIAS CUZ WE SLOWER THAN A MOTORCYCLE.

 

LOOK JABRONI, I AM THE FLASH. I AM SUPPOSED TO BREAK THE SOUND BARRIER AND U R TELLING ME THAT I AM SLOWER THAN A MOTORCYCLE? WAT.

[Why maps impact FPS]

dats a nice drawing

[Map Change For Evil Melon]

I meant to click reply. I restored it.

[Map Change For Evil Melon]

We used to go on evilmelon and we switched like 4 times. It just didn't work out.

 

We can try the advanced evilmelon that we tried last summer, but we would need every staff member and non-active staff member to be on so that it will attract new players, etc.

 

You can't just say "let's change map" and not even hop on the server for a good while so that it'd attract new players.

[Dying or just a bad time?]

can we get the pianos back? losing 5 fps is worth the chess/checkers + piano.

[There needs to be a dedicated Yellow Teletubbie]

It needs to have the tyrone's zoom swep (not my flash swep)

 

and its rp rule is to fite me

 

 

[Hey Sugar look at dis! <3]

IF you give me that $40, i'll add you to the MG, and Sugar Tits will get $35.

 

And you can add whatever you want and be the second user of the new Flash Swep. :kappa:

[Master Guardian Changes]

hecko to whom it may concern,

 

I will be having the Master Guardian tweaked to ensure that fair rp-balance is maintained on the server.

 

I've requested to remove every player on my class off except for myself and I revoked the licenses I gave to let others use the "Flash Swep".

 

Theoretically, nobody should have the swep anymore or be using it. Thanks for your understanding, it should be effective by Wednesday, 6/29/16.

 

If you open this thread , reply to it, or delete it, you will be banned for misconduct and misuse of moderator powers.

 

This is simply an announcement to those who suffered and played against my class, which has a handful of bugs and exploits that breaks game immersion.

[[Changelog] For the DarkRP Server RULES]

June 24th Changelog #2

• Master Stalkers and Stalkers are now not default AoS, they must be actually stalking people to be considered AoS due to mass RDA from players.
  
• Made a clarification that Master Guardians are not Master Stalkers and sports a Red Teletubby model, while M. Stalkers do not.
  

[Back when Erston was rich]

[video=youtube]

[y'all were memed, i was always a teletubby]

Banned for animal cruelty.