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being lazy is not an excuse for being poor, and if that is the reason, that will only make me less likely to donate

Ok soo ive recently started playing on the server again after a 4 month break which started in September. After 1 month of playing ive noticed that most people are still dirt poor with less than 1mil, and only a few people have 20mil+ . So since im tired of hearing "boom give me money im poor" i have to make a few guides on how to easily make money. My top 5 list. (for newbs) 5. Money printing: Money printing can make you 100k - 300k an hour with the base 2 printers you can buy for yourself. All you have to do is buy doors, make a base with a few kill boxes to prevent raids and let the printers print. you will want to use a failsafe from the f4 menu so the printers dont explode. You will also want to purchase the super clocker, the 1.5X exp boost. The other upgrades are optional. Now as simple as this is, its #5 because most new players dont have good bases for this map and the fact that most people have op custom classes, being raided will be common leaving many new players actually losing money or making only a little bit. 4. Chem barrels. Under the homeland section in the f4 menu, you can buy a barrel. To fill up the barrel you have to put it in one of the many chemical hoses around the map. They look like faucets or metal pipes sticking out of the side of the map. after you fill up a barrel use your inventory pickup to store it in your inventory and you can either sell it to the general buyer or sell your barrels to a player for more money. Filling up barrels makes about 80k-200k an hour depending on whether or not you sell them to a player and how much a player buys them for. if you sell them to a player make sure they pay you first. This is #4 because although it makes about the same as mining (which is next) it is very very boring to just sit and watch your barrels fill up. 3. Mining/Chopping down trees. There is a section of the map with a 2 story house which is near an entrance to the sewer, and is surrounded trees and boulders. All you have to do is buy a pickaxe and an axe from the f4 menu under homeland and hit trees with the axe and the stones with the pickaxe. wood/metal should drop every 3 hits and you then use your inventory pickup to pickup the metal and wood. at this point you can either go to the general buyer to sell the metal/wood for $315 each or have a player buy them off you for a little bit more money for each. If you sell to a player make sure they always pay u first. This makes about 100k/hour if you sell to the general buyer and makes about 100k-200k/hour if you sell to other players. 2. Fishing. First go to the beach and buy a fishing rod off of one of those refrigerators on the sides of the beach. Next use left click to throw your line and when the bucket turns green right click to catch the fish. Next hold R to reel it in , and use your inventory pickup to pick up the fish. You will also fish up cereal, spirit jars, and guns too sometimes which players might buy off you for a high price. Also make sure there is nobody playing as giant crabs in the water as they will steal your fish. Lastly after all your fishing, you go to the general buyer to sell them. Fishing will make about 140k -350k/hour depending on how lucky you get because some fish sell for more than others. (usually make like 180k-210k/hour). 1. Slightly rigged Gambling using /roll. Using the 3D2D Textscreen tool, make up a number ranges for people to gamble on in a roulette sort of way using the /roll command. The /roll command rolls a random number 1-100 and will say "player A rolled (1-100)" to everyone on the server. Make sure people place their bets before letting them gamble. For a simple example: 1-35 = 2x your bet, all other numbers are a loss. So player A gives you 10k as a bet and rolls 24. you have to give them 20k back. If players A gives you 10k as a bet and rolls 66. you keep his/her 10k. You can also make a minimum and maximum bet if you like as well. So say like "min bet is 5k and max bet is 50k" or something of that manner. This is number one because ive seen a few poor players do this and have made a few million doing it with the low amount of cash placed on each bet. Depending on your rates, max bet, how many customers you get, and how lucky you get, you can make anywhere from 0- a few million /hour. In Conclusion there is no excuse to be dirt poor and i hope this will help some of you who are still dirt poor. Happy Grinding

WTF? also word counter said this was 1035 words so it doesn't count Doesn't count cause this is herbs essay, who already had his chance. This is the 3rd essay I read today and I don't think you guys understand the task, I said to make an argument essay on why I should donate 10mil, not post some random essay in hopes that I giveaway. so far herb and noahmh are the only ones who have come close so I guess I'm gonna give the 1mil to one of them, or they can split 500k each idc. but so far I am not doing a 10mil giveaway, maybe 1mil so far.

yea I hate to say it but this isn't really an argument essay. You only brought up why I should and didn't bring up the point of view of why I shouldn't. 788 WORDS THE LAST PART DOESNT COUNT! REEEEE yea the thank you for reading my essay part doesn't count so its not 800 words. rip. (I used a word counter)

Sorry Noahmh but this is not really what I was looking for in terms of an "Argument essay". Even though you made some great points an argument essay provides both points of view.as too why I shouldn't do it and then why I should do the giveaway. You only provided as to why I should which was great but you didn't refute any arguments that could be made for why I shouldn't in a structured manner . You've convinced me a bit but it will take the power of another essay to make me do the giveaway as a whole.

Ok so if one of you writes me an argument essay with exactly 800 words (no more no less) that convinces me as to why I should give away 1mil to 2-10 players I might just do it if I'm convinced. This shouldn't be a joke, I want actual reasons as too why I should give it away. so saying stuff like " do it because people are poor" or "I need that last mil for vip plz donate" isn't gonna cut it. So if one of you wastes the time to actual write this damn essay post it here as a reply. (that one episode of spongebob where he had to write an 800 word essay inspired me to do this lol). Also the person who writes the best essay gets a guaranteed 1mil if I'm convinced to do the giveaway as a whole. (9 mil left for all the other players if I do the giveaway) Make sure your essays are structured and not just a big blob, and make sure you take it seriously and don't just bs it and make it up as you go. lastly make sure you bring up reasons why I shouldn't do the giveaway and then refute those reasons like you would on an actual argument essay for an English final / regents. If I'm not convinced to do the giveaway ill still give 1mil to the essay I found the best. Also if I'm not completely convinced but I am convinced enough I may still do a giveaway that is less than 10mil. Also you have until 3/15/18 to post an essay, anything after will not count. (Admin plz close this thread after 3/15/18 thank you)

As you all know the server has a virus or a hacker on it right now (or something cause everything has errors and is glitching out). So Until its fixed since sugar will be gone for a few more days, I will not be playing because I do not want to be at risk for potential viruses or anything else malicious. Sorry in advance for being inactive. I will be checking every day on the forums to see if its resolved so I can start helping out with sits and RP-ing again, so to make it easier for me a pm saying its resolved would be appreciated. Hope you all understand.

Idk when the map is coming out soo if someone can let me know the exact date for its release I would like to know so I can join that day to give away the 10 mil And based on the poll its decided that 1 person gets 10 mil (so far)

+1, although I don't think that's really a map suggestion, more like a regular server suggestion. Maybe like every hour or two we all get to kill each other on the streets would be fun.

Actually I think I will Announce a time period for when I'm giving it away after the map comes out, so that everyone who wants to get it can join. and then ill prob do a who can find me first hunt, or just do the lotto.

well then all u have to do is play 24/7 until I get on and do the lotto, and then get lucky and win Simple enough right? ez peasy! Also if it turns out the map isn't coming out for another month or two, I will do a 1mil giveaway and then do the 10mil whenever it comes out. What about instead of the lotto we do an event? Originally I wanted to do an event but there are 2 problems with that. First I'm not a moderator/admin so I cant use things like teleport people to an arena and noclip, and second, even if I was I'm not exactly the guy who codes events into the server and I'm terrible at building things in gmod. So all I can do is do a giveaway whenever the new map comes out and when I get on. Also if any of you staff members have ideas on how I can factor this 10mil into an event plz let me know so I can maybe make a new poll in the future for a lotto 10mil vs an event 10mil cause I would love to do an event over a lotto given everyone wants an event too. And by event I mean we do something and the winner(s) get the money.

well then all u have to do is play 24/7 until I get on and do the lotto, and then get lucky and win Simple enough right? ez peasy! Also if it turns out the map isn't coming out for another month or two, I will do a 1mil giveaway and then do the 10mil whenever it comes out.

Idk I just heard its coming out soon or that the deadline was like next week or something, if it turns out that the map isn't coming out soon I will still do the giveaway just later.

In Celebration of the new map coming out and the fact that I rarely play and that I'm loaded as fuck, I have decided to giveaway 10 million in game dollars to a very lucky winner when the new map comes out. The giveaway will take place when I log in for the first time onto tits rp and the new map is here. Next all you guys have to do is elect me mayor so I can do a lotto of a like $100 entry, (so that anyone can participate) and the winner shall receive and extra 10mil. All you have to do to try to win is play the game 24/7 to make sure u don't miss the giveaway cause I have no idea when or what day I might log/ what day the new map is coming out. This is my way of giving back to the community cause this server has provided me with many hours of fun. Also I might giveaway more than 10mil if I can get other people to also giveaway money that day that I get on. Hope to see a lot of people there! PS: I will probably do more giveaways at a much lower money scale such as 100k-1mil in the future but before that can happen, I need my CC back so sugar can u plz add it back so I can navigate the map with a Spider-Man gun again. Thx. PSS: If you guys don't like the idea of giving 10 mil to one person I'm putting up a poll so u can vote on other options I'm willing to do. From The One And only Boom Boxean For option 3 Its supposed to Say 1 person gets 5mil while 5 others get 1mil each (6 lottos). Sorry for any confusion or inconvenience.

I read about a military job idea and I wanted to expand on it. So how about the mayor gets his own city (most of the map) and the king gets his own mini private city or section and each city has a military base with military jobs. so for example "mayors soldiers"/"kings soldiers and "mayors general"/"king's general". And the king and mayor compete for citizens and go to war with each other using their armies. (the armies would likely consist of their friends that want to protect them). idc too much about this but its just an idea that pooped into my head.