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  1. Minecraft: The Slab Update

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  2. Holy shit, I'm literally shaking right now. I told my gf once and for all to meet at Wendy's for a debate-date. With all that Destiny had taught me, I knew that I would easily destroy her leftist delusions. Capitalism vs communism in the marketplace of ideas. The first thing I did was bring out my Iphone 11 and show her the wikipedia article for "the Holodomor". I started counting the causalities. That's when she brought out her completely packed bag and started pulling out really thick books of theory. Marx, Engels, Lenin, and a bunch of russian and chinese names I can't even remember. My hands started trembling (with anger) as I continued to scroll down the wikipedia page of "the Holodomor" on my Iphone 11. She basically said that it was all capitalist propaganda and exaggerated, and that communes like "Catalonela" or something were really successful. She kept quoting these books and shoving pages in my face. I told her to stop pivoting and gish-galloping but she just kept going. At this point the people at Wendy's were pointing and chuckling, and someone went "How's it going sport?" with a smirk. No one understood that she was acting in bad faith and was nitpicking and clearly biased. She hadn't really responded to any of the points my wikipedia article was making. At some point I started stammering (because I was so mad at how illogical she was being) and she went "I think I've won" (nice gaslighting).

    She asked if we should end it there or if I wanted to try at another debate. I smiled a confident smile and asked "Do you think incest is inherently unethical?" She said obviously, and I asked why, and she couldn't come up with an argument because she went quiet for a few seconds. I continued, "There's nothing inherently wrong with being attracted to your sister" (I am not). But then a guy next to us at Wendy's broke into really loud laughter and basically said "Why are you with this dweeb?"

    The guy had a really broad build and was wearing a rose t-shirt. He had a really thick and sturdy beard and a masculine pony tail. "You're clearly more intelligent and hot than this guy. Take a look at this." He showed my gf something on his twitter, and she giggled. I think it was a stupid commie meme or something. She basically ended it there and went with this broad and sturdy guy. On the way out I tripped on the doorstep and everyone laughed. She isn't responding to my texts, and this was like five hours ago. What the fuck should I do debategang? Help.

  3. Even if you have your favorite fast food burger, you have to admit: you can go anywhere for a burger. If you want something different, head to Arby's and pick up a few of their roast beef sandwiches. They're delicious, but here's the thing: they're weird.

    Arby's roast beef has a pretty distinctive taste and texture, and it's definitely a love or hate sort of thing. They built their entire business on roast beef while others were courting the lowly hamburger, and it's set them apart for decades. At the same time roast beef has helped them build an empire, it's spawned more than a few urban legends and myths, too.

    And, over the years, their roast beef has been a bit of a problem for them. They're so well-known for it that according to AdWeek, it was at the heart of their slipping sales in the 21st century. Customers didn't know they had anything but roast beef, and that's a problem that led to a complete overhaul of Arby's image. But that roast beef is still there, and there's a lot that most people don't know about it.  

    Snopes says one of the most disgusting fast food urban legends about Arby's dates back to at least 1997, and it's the story that their roast beef isn't beef at all. The claim basically says their roast beef is actually imitation meat, made from gels, liquids, or pastes, formed into a vaguely meat-shaped lump then roasted, cooled, and turned into sandwich filler. Nothing about it sounds good, and it's a weirdly enduring story.

     

  4. BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN

    Final screenplay dialogue with relevant action, transcribed from film on DVD 5/2006.  Some interpretations of speech are my own and others may not agree. 


    Scene in front of trailer:

    JACK pulls up in a rattletrap pickup that dies just as he stops.  He gets out and kicks the back tire, while ENNIS (who's leaning against the trailer waiting for AGUIRRE) looks on.

    JACK  Shit!

    Scene at door of trailer (AGUIRRE looks down at ENNIS and JACK):

    AGUIRRE  If you two pair of deuces are lookin' for work, I suggest you get your scrawny asses in here pronto.

    Scene in trailer:

    AGUIRRE  Up on Brokeback, the Forest Service got designated campsites on the allotments.  Them camps can be 3, 4 miles from where we pasture the woollies.  Bad predator loss if there's nobody lookin' after them at night.  Now what I want is the camp tender to stay in the main camp where the Forest Service says, but the herder, he's gonna pitch a pup tent on the Q.T. with the sheep, and he's gonna sleep there.  You eat your supper and breakfast in camp, but you sleep with the sheep, hundred percent, no fire, don't leave no sign.  You roll up that tent every mornin' case Forest Service snoops around.  (indicates JACK as herder)

    (on phone) Yeah? No. No. Not on your fuckin' life. 

    You got your dogs, your 30/30, you sleep there.  Last summer I had goddamn near 25% loss.  I don't want that again.  (indicates ENNIS)  You . . . Fridays at noon be down at the bridge with your grocery list and mules.  Somebody with supplies will be there at the pickup.  (tosses watch to ENNIS)  Tomorrow mornin' we'll truck you up to the jump-off.

    Scene in front of trailer:

    JACK  Jack Twist.

    ENNIS  Ennis.

    JACK  Your folks just stop at Ennis?

    ENNIS  Del Mar.

    JACK  Nice to know you, Ennis Del Mar. 

    Scene in bar:

    JACK  My second year up here.  Last year one storm the lightnin' killed 42 sheep.  Thought I'd asphyxiate from the smell.  Aguirre got all over my ass like I was supposed to control the weather.  But beats workin' for my old man.  Can't please my old man, no way.  That's why I took to rodeoin'.  Do you ever rodeo?

    ENNIS  You know . . . I mean, once in a while, when I got the entry fee in my pocket.

    JACK  Yeah.  Are you from ranch people?

    ENNIS  Yeah I was.

    JACK  Your folks run you off?

    ENNIS  No, they run themselves off.  There was one curve in the road in 43 miles, and they missed it.  The bank took the ranch, and my brother and sister raised me, mostly. 

    JACK  Shit.  That's hard. 

    ENNIS (reaches for lighter)  Can I?  Thank you. 

    Scene at trailhead:

    BASQUE  Don't let them stray.  Joe'll have your ass if you do.  One thing, don't never order soup.  Them soup boxes are hard to pack.

    ENNIS  Well, I don't eat soup.  (Sees Jack on jumpy horse.)  You wanna watch it there.  That horse has a low startle point.

    JACK  Doubt there's a filly that can throw me.  Let's get, 'less you wanna sit around tyin' knots all day. 

    Scene in camp:

    JACK  Oh shit.  Can't wait till I got my own spread, and I won't have to put up with Joe Aguirre's crap no more.

    ENNIS  I'm savin' for a place myself.  Alma and me, we'll be gettin' married when I come down off this mountain.

    JACK  Shit, that stay with the sheep, no fire bullshit.  Aguirre got no right makin' us do somethin' against the rules.

    Scene in camp:

    JACK  (riding out on a Friday)  No more beans.

    Scene at herd:

    JACK (shooting at a coyote and missing)  Dammit!  Shit!

    Scene at bridge:

    ENNIS  I don't know.

    BASQUE  Something wrong?

    ENNIS  Yeah, so why didn't we get the powdered milk 'n the spuds?

    BASQUE  That's all we got.

    ENNIS (handing over the list)  Well . . . here's next week's.

    BASQUE  Thought you didn't eat soup.

    ENNIS  Yeah, I'm sick of beans.

    BASQUE  Too early in the summer to be sick of beans. 

    ENNIS (to horses, coaxing them to walk)  Come on.

    Scene on trail:

    ENNIS  (to mules)  Come on.  Come on.

    Scene at bridge:

    ENNIS (thrown off horse, startled by a bear, with mules running off)  Hold it--whoa, whoa.  Shit.  Whoa.  Come back here!

    Scene at camp:

    ENNIS  (to horse)  Whoa there, whoa.  All right.  Fuck it.  Okay, you bastard. 

    JACK  Where the hell you been?  Been up with the sheep all day, I get down here, hungry as hell and all I find is beans. 

    (ENNIS mumbles as he walks past; Jack sees head wound.)

    JACK  What in the hell happened, Ennis?

    ENNIS  I come on a bear is what happened.  Goddamn horse spooked and the mules took off, and scattered food everywhere.  Beans is about all we got left.

    (JACK tries to hand water canteen to ENNIS.)

    ENNIS  Got whiskey or somethin'?  (Takes a drink of whiskey.)  Dumbass mule.  I can't believe that.  Goddamn.

    JACK (wets bandana and tries to dab ENNIS's head).  Let me see.

    ENNIS  Shit. 

    JACK  Well, we gotta do somethin' 'bout this food situation.  Maybe I'll shoot one of the sheep. 

    ENNIS  Yeah, what if Aguirre finds out, huh?  We're supposed to guard the sheep, not eat 'em.

    JACK  What's the matter with you?  There's a thousand of 'em.

    ENNIS  I'll stick with beans.

    JACK  Well, I won't.

    Scene in meadow:

    (ENNIS shoots an elk.) 

    JACK  Woowee!

    ENNIS  Gettin' tired of your dumbass missin'.

    JACK  Let's get a move on.  Don't want the Game and Fish catch us with no elk.

    Scene in camp:

    JACK (returning to camp on horse)  Come on.  Shit.  (Dismounts.)  Yeah, I'm commutin' four hours a day.  I come in for breakfast, and go back to the sheep, evenin' get 'em bedded down, come in for supper, go back to the sheep, spend half the night checkin' for damn coyotes.  Aguirre got no right to make me do this.

    ENNIS  You wanna switch?  I wouldn't mind sleepin' out there.

    JACK  That ain't the point.  The point is, we both oughta be in this camp.  Goddamn pup tent smells like cat piss or worse.

    ENNIS  I wouldn't mind bein' out there.

    JACK  Well, I'm happy to switch with you, but I warn you, I can't cook worth a damn.  I am pretty good with a can opener, though.

    ENNIS  You can't be no worse than me, then.  (Dishes up food for Jack.)  Here you go.

    Scene in camp:

    (ENNIS ready to ride off.) 

    JACK  You won't get much sleep, I'll tell you that.

    ENNIS  Yup.  (To horse)  Come on.

    Scene in camp:

    (JACK opens a can of beans as as ENNIS scrubs down with his shirt off.) 

    ENNIS  Shot a coyote up there.  It's a big son of a bitch, balls on him size a apples.  He looked like he could eat himself a camel.  You want some of this hot water?

    JACK  It's all yours.

    Scene in camp:

    (JACK takes a piss at edge of camp as Ennis finishes his can of beans.)

    ENNIS  Mmm.

    (JACK walks up and taps on his rodeo belt buckle.)

    ENNIS  I don't rodeo much myself.  I mean, what's the point of ridin' some piece of stock for eight seconds?

    JACK  Money's a good point.

    ENNIS  True enough, if you don't get stomped winnin' it, huh?

    (JACK pours some whiskey in ENNIS's cup.)

    ENNIS  Thank you. 

    JACK  Well, my ol' man was a bull rider, pretty well known in his day, though he kept his secrets to himself.  Never taught me a thing, never once come to see me ride.  Your brother and sister do right by you?

    ENNIS  They did the best they could after my folks was gone, considerin' they didn't leave us nothin' but 24 dollars in a coffee can.  I got me a year of high school before the transmission went on the pickup.  My sis left.  She married a roughneck, moved to Casper.  Me and my brother, we got ourselves some work on a ranch up near Worland until I was 19, and then he got married.  No more room for me.  That's how come me end up here.  (Notices JACK smiling.)  Whut?

    JACK  Friend, that's more words than you've spoke in the past two weeks.

    ENNIS Hell, that's the most I've spoke in a year.  My dad, he was a fine roper.  Didn't rodeo much, though.  He thought rodeo cowboys was all fuck-ups.

    JACK  The hell they are!  (Gets into ENNIS's face and whoops.)  Yee-haw!

    ENNIS  There you go.

    (JACK continues to whoop and carry on.)  I'm spurrin' his guts out, wavin' to the girls in the stands!  He's kickin' to high heaven, but he don't dashboard me, no way! (Stumbles and collapses in laughter.)

    ENNIS (also laughing)  I think my dad was right.

    Scene in new camp:

    ENNIS  Tent don't look right.  (Works on it.) 

    JACK  Well, it ain't goin' nowhere.  Let it be.  (Plays harmonica.)

    ENNIS  That harmonica don't sound quite right either. 

    JACK  That's 'cause it got kinda flattened when that mare threw me.

    ENNIS  Oh yeah?  I thought you said that mare couldn't throw you.

    JACK  Ah, she got lucky.

    ENNIS  Yeah, well, if I got lucky, that harmonica would've broke in two.

    Scene in camp:

    JACK (singing) "I know I shall meet you on that final day, Water Walkin' Jesus, take me away . . ."

    ENNIS  (taps rhythm of song out)  Very good.

    JACK  Oh yeah.  My mama, she believes in the Pentecost.

    ENNIS  Oh yeah?  Exactly what is the Pentecost?  I mean, my folks, they was Methodist.

    JACK  The Pentecost.  I don't know.  I don't know what the Pentecost is.  Mom never explained it to me.  I guess it's when the world ends and fellas like you and me march off to hell.

    ENNIS  Speak for yourself.  You may be a sinner, but I ain't yet had the opportunity.  (takes the whiskey)  Thank you.

    Scene in camp (dead of night):

    ENNIS (drunk)  Shit.  I'm goin' to go up to the sheep now.

    JACK (drunk)  Give 'em hell.

    ENNIS  No, I'm . . .  I can hardly stand.  It's too late to go to them sheep.  Well, you got a extra blanket?  I'll just roll up out here and grab 40 winks, and I'll ride out at first light. 

    (JACK throws ENNIS a blanket.)

    ENNIS  Oh that's good. 

    JACK  You'll freeze your ass off when that fire dies down.  You're better off sleepin' in the tent. 

    ENNIS  Yeah.  (Ignores JACK)

    JACK  All right. 

    Scene in and out of tent:

    (JACK wakes up, sighs.  Hears ENNIS outside, teeth chattering.)

    JACK  Ennis!

    ENNIS  Wha . . .

    JACK  Just quit your hammerin' and get in here. 

    (ENNIS staggers into tent.)

    (As "first night in tent" develops, a little dialogue is exchanged.)

    JACK  Come on, come on.

    ENNIS  What're you doin'?

    Scene in camp:

    (ENNIS is getting ready to ride out.)

    JACK (walks up)  See you for supper.

    ENNIS (ignores him; talks to horse)  Yah.  Come on.  (Rides out.)

    Scene overlooking herd:

    ENNIS  This is a one-shot thing we got goin' on here.

    JACK  It's nobody's business but ours.

    ENNIS  You know I ain't queer.

    JACK  Me neither.

    Scene in camp, later that night:

    (JACK in tent, shirt off.  ENNIS slowly gets up and comes in for "second night in tent."  They embrace.)

    JACK  I'm sorry.  Lie back.  Come on.

    Scene in camp:

    AGUIRRE  Twist, your Uncle Harold's in the hospital with pneumonia.  Docs don't expect he'll make it.  Your ma sent me to tell you.  So here I am.

    JACK  Bad news. There ain't nothin' I can do about it up here, I guess.

    AGUIRRE  There's not much you can do down there either.  Not unless you can cure pneumonia.

    Scene in camp:

    (reaction to hail storm) 

    JACK  Goddamn!  Jesus!

    (both run into tent)

    ENNIS  Them sheep'll drift if I don't get back up there tonight.

    JACK  You'll get pitched off your mount in a storm like this.  You'll wish you hadn't tried it.  It's too cold!  Close it up!

    Scene on mountain in front of blended herds of sheep:

    ENNIS  Well, what're we supposed to do now, huh?

    JACK  Get on in there and untangle them Chilean sheep out from ours, I guess.

    Scene in the herd:

    JACK  (looking for color markings on sheep)  Oh, where is it?  Shit!  God, half the goddamn paint brands are wore off.

    ENNIS  We gotta try, at least we can get the count right for Aguirre.

    JACK  Fuck Aguirre.

    ENNIS  Oh yeah, fuck Aguirre.  What if we need to work for him again, huh?  You think of that?  We gotta stick this out, Jack.

    Scene herding the retrieved sheep:

    ENNIS (responding to JACK's harmonica playing, but smiling)  You'll run them sheep off again if you don't quiet down.

    Scene in camp:

    ENNIS (riding up as JACK stows tent)  What are you doin'?

    JACK  Aguirre came by again.  Said my uncle didn't die after all.  Says bring 'em down.

    ENNIS  Bring 'em down?  Why, it's the middle of August.

    JACK  Says there's a storm comin', movin' in from the Pacific.  Worse than this one.

    ENNIS  That snow barely stuck an hour, huh?  Besides, the sonofabitch, he's cutting us out of a whole month's pay.  It ain't right!

    JACK  Well, I can spare you a loan, bud, if you're short on cash.  Give it to you when we get to Signal.

    ENNIS  I don't need your money, huh?  You know, I ain't in the poorhouse.  Shit!

    JACK  All right.

    Scene near camp:

    JACK (approaches ENNIS sitting outside camp)  Time to get goin', cowboy.

    (ENNIS gets up and JACK trips him with lariat throw.  ENNIS yanks on rope and pulls JACK off his feet onto him.)

    ENNIS  Come here.  This ain't no rodeo, cowboy.

    JACK  Shit!

    (JACK accidently elbows ENNIS in the face, and his nose spurts blood.  JACK reaches out and wipes some of the blood with the sleeve of his shirt.)

    JACK  Ennis, Ennis.  Come here.  You okay?

    ENNIS  Yeah.

    (ENNIS knocks JACK down with a punch in the face.)

    Scene at trail head, at sheep pens:

    AGUIRRE  (talking to ENNIS and JACK)  Some of these never went up there with you.  The count ain't what I'd hoped for, neither.  You ranch stiffs, you ain't never no good.

    Scene in parking lot in front of AGUIRRE's trailer:

    ENNIS (under hood of JACK's truck)  You wanna give it some gas?

    (Car starts and ENNIS closes hood.)

    ENNIS  I can't believe I left my damn shirt up there.

    JACK  Yeah.  You gonna do this again next summer?

    ENNIS  Well, maybe not.  Like I said, me and Alma's gettin' married in November.  So I'll try to get somethin' on a ranch, I guess.  And you?

    JACK  Might go up to my daddy's place, and give him a hand through the winter.  Or I might be back.  If the Army don't get me.

    ENNIS  Well, I guess, see you around, huh?

    JACK  Right. 

    (JACK drives off and ENNIS starts walking out of town.  Stops and walks to the side of the road, wretching and punching the wall.)

    ENNIS  God damn, god . . .   (A COWBOY walking by starts to come over.)  What the fuck you lookin' at, huh?  (COWBOY walks on.)

    Scene in church at Riverton:

    CONGREGATION (led by MINISTER)  . . . and forgive our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us.  Lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil.  For thine is the kingdom, and the power and the glory, forever.

    ALMA  Amen.

    MINISTER  Under the powers vested in me, I now pronounce you man & wife.  You may kiss the bride . . . & if you don't, I will.

    Scene on a hill, a winter's day:

    (ENNIS & ALMA are on a toboggan that turns over.)

    ENNIS  You all right?  (He roughhouses with her.)

    ALMA  No.  Stop!  No.  Please don't.

    Scene on a highway construction crew:

    TIMMY  (to ENNIS)  My old lady's tryin' to get me to quit this job.  She says I'm gettin' too old to be breakin' my back shoveling asphalt.  I told her strong backs & weak minds runs in the family.  She didn't think that was too funny.  I told her, it keeps me fit.

    Scene at a drive-in movie playing SURF PARTY:

    (We hear the following dialogue from the film while ENNIS & ALMA watch.  ALMA is now pregnant.)

    HE  Morning.

    SHE  Morning.

    HE  Pulled in last night.  Didn't want to wake you up.

    SHE  Oh now, I was just . . .

    HE  I thought I'd tell you before the sergeant showed up.  Parking this trailer on the beach is illegal.

    Scene in Aguirre's trailer:

    AGUIRRE (looks up as JACK walks in)  Well, look what the wind blew in.

    JACK  Hi, Mr. Aguirre.  I'm wonderin' if you was needin' any help this summer.

    AGUIRRE  You're wasting your time here.

    JACK  What, you ain't got nothin'?

    AGUIRRE  Ain't got no work for you.

    JACK  (starting to leave but turning around)  Ennis Del Mar ain't been around, has he?

    AGUIRRE  You boys sure found a way to make the time pass up there.  Twist, you guys wasn't gettin' paid to leave the dogs baby-sit the sheep while you stemmed the rose.  Now get the hell out of my trailer.

  5. 40 minutes ago, USN peepoo said:

    another thread of people mad their items aren't untouchable when they're out and about doing nothing sitting on rooftops then getting pissed that the hobo in a gang with a spider gun stole all their items and ran away. Try not sitting on your CC for hours and hours.

    alot of CC's actively do shit but you wanna look over that cause you see all the anime girl models around fountain but fail to realise theres a good number of them in sewers or whatever actually grinding and are on their CC because they spent money to spawn with the weapons they want to attack/defend with

  6. 2 hours ago, Mori said:

    WHAT MY 100 C4 IS GONE OMG WTF FORCE TAKING BROKEN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


    1. You can only get force taken once per day.

    2. You don't need to carry anything valuable other than like leggy weapons on you.

    3. Things like Materials only drop one anyway so you can't steal like 1000 of someone's farmed chems (Unless they are retarded and put them in shipment form)

    4. Banks exist legit use banks to put like 90 of  your 100 c4 and pull them out as needed.

    5. Cooldown is hours

    6. You can only do this to cc's you also can't do it at fountain

     

    There are so many ways you can just not be force dropped something over 1m honestly don't see the issue with it. If you just have some brain power force drop does nothing to you.

    some of us dont waste all our money on buying unlimited bank space... my bank is already filled with valuables i dont want to spend 2.5 mil for 5 extra spaces when im going to store at most 1.25 mil worth of leggys. and i already place my c4 and blowtorches of bulk in there but i keep huge stacks of items that i actively use in my inventory for ease of use so i dont go to my bank every 1-2 to restock on armor or pickup boxes.

  7. I think the force take system should honestly be reworked. Mainly due to the fact that being able to have shit tooken from my inventory is majorly infuriating when i cant take anything from people. I Genuinely think that force take should be limited to the people/gangs that have this ability to take from each other. Its honestly the most annoying thing ever losing a stack of 100+ of anything to this system when you yourself aren't capable to steal any items for yourself just because its not something you want to deal with getting killed over and joining a gang with that single perk when you at a huge loss if you lose all the other gang perks that the new gang wouldnt have.

     

    Alot of VIPS\Regulars most likely wont agree with this cause its free shit but its genuinely one of the most brain deadening things to happen to me every single day i get on.

     

    TMALSS: Make it so gangs/people with force take can only take from others with Force take.

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  8. Category:

    Bug

    Priority:

    Low

    Description:

    So today (10/3/20) there was some crashed that i wasnt on for but i joined before you guys did a reset to fix stuff, after the reset i was playing and realized i didnt have my accessories on and going to the vendor i saw that everything i had equipped before had been sold(?) no longer in my inventory and i have to rebuy. 2/3 things were cheap a corona mask and a pumpkin but my other item was a drip iced out backpack (Cheap One But I Genuinley Cant Remember The Colour) and i have no problem buying the other two back but id rather not have that money wasted for the backpack. keep in mind i bought corona mask like 1-2 weeks ago and the halloween shit as soon as it came out. Saiko Can Vouch That I Had Some Of The Items and im holding off on buying my other items back till i get a response... (Sorry For Lack Of-No Punctuation)

    How to reproduce:

    a server reset after a crash?!?!
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